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  1. 02-24-2010, 04:36 PM #41
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    UR lame for copy and pasting that whole thing, I'm not gonna read all that. You get no Lulz
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  2. 02-24-2010, 04:36 PM #42
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    Last but not least.





















































    Chuck Norris fucked the OP
    Peek-a-boo mofucka what now?!
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  3. 02-24-2010, 04:37 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by LizBiz View Post
    UR lame for copy and pasting that whole thing, I'm not gonna read all that. You get no Lulz
    Suck it
    Peek-a-boo mofucka what now?!
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  4. 02-24-2010, 04:38 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by lowazzcord View Post
    A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
    Lawlz!!!
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  5. 02-24-2010, 05:23 PM #45
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    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
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    Quote Originally Posted by KDM>JDM View Post
    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
    Hahaha! Its always the simple ones that are the funniest
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  7. 02-24-2010, 05:25 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev View Post
    My phone has a Chuck Norris Facts App.

    Maybe i'll download it and post up..


    Hhen again, maybe not, because by the time I do that... This thread will be about Obama or Olympic Games or Lesbians.
    I know what you did there...
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  8. 02-24-2010, 05:26 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsBlack View Post
    Hahaha! Its always the simple ones that are the funniest
    yeah that ones a classic
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  9. 02-24-2010, 05:28 PM #49
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    One more that hadn't been said.

    Chuck Norris once slept with a man. NOT because he is gay, but because he has already slept with every woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KDM>JDM View Post
    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AirMax95 View Post
    Jack Bauer wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
    This.........is horse shit.

    Chuck Norris, Superman,and Batman all wear Jack Bauer PJ's
    Quote Originally Posted by AlanŽ
    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    chuck norris thinks this thread failed so bad he is coming to skull fuck the op
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    Quote Originally Posted by AirMax95 View Post
    If Chuck Norris is late, time is better slow the fuck down.
    I liked this one...hahaha.

    Why Chunk Norris though?



    I want to read this. "How to Reawaken America"...what...with karate?
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    Chuck Norris.... The White Ninja!
    Peek-a-boo mofucka what now?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jhadleyh View Post
    chuck norris thinks this thread failed so bad he is coming to skull fuck the op
    LOLZ!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bodhi View Post
    doesnt take much to make you laugh your ass off huh?


    heres one:
    chuck norris' favorite smell is that of his opponent's soiled pants
    LoL
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    If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

    When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

    Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.

    Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.

    There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    maybe some people like tasting teh dookiez?
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