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    Default Chuck Norris Wut??

    Post up ur best Chuck Norris jokes here please. I know its old but they are funny!!! Hump day laugh!!! You can thank "Punkr6" I'm hooked!!!!
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    My phone has a Chuck Norris Facts App.

    Maybe i'll download it and post up..


    Hhen again, maybe not, because by the time I do that... This thread will be about Obama or Olympic Games or Lesbians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev View Post
    My phone has a Chuck Norris Facts App.

    Maybe i'll download it and post up..


    Hhen again, maybe not, because by the time I do that... This thread will be about Obama or Olympic Games or Lesbians.
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    Mmmm lesbians!
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    here we go...
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    jack bauer once beat Chuck Norris at Connect 4 in 3 moves
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vteckidd View Post
    jack bauer once beat Chuck Norris at Connect 4 in 3 moves
    Jack Bauer wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AirMax95 View Post
    Jack Bauer wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
    This.........is horse shit.

    Chuck Norris, Superman,and Batman all wear Jack Bauer PJ's
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    This thread aint take off yet!?! WTF!!! That connect 4 was funny tho!!! Lololol
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    Before the boogey man goes to bed, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.

    When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

    Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad Chuck Norris never cries.

    Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice.

    If Chuck Norris is late, time is better slow the fuck down.

    Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AirMax95 View Post
    If Chuck Norris is late, time is better slow the fuck down.
    I liked this one...hahaha.

    Why Chunk Norris though?



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    Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light except pink; Tom Cruise invented pink.
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    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.

    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AirMax95 View Post
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    was it necessary to add the "wut" at the end of the title??

    seriously?

    and i have a book of chuck jokes, and they all suck
    top 5

    "get with the Gs, or get on yo knees"
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    Quote Originally Posted by bodhi View Post
    and i have a book of chuck jokes, and they all suck
    Chuck Norris jokes are old, BUT I have to say that they are better than any "Caturday" thread ever made. I can tolerate Chuck jokes. I can't stand the other. Later, QD.
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    QD, what's this "Caturday" thing you speak of? I assume "cat" jokes? If so, those are not appealing.
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    LAWLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Divide by zero!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Counted to infinity twice totally made my day. HILAROUS!!!!!!! LIRL!!!!!!!!!!!

    MOAR!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LizBiz View Post
    LAWLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Divide by zero!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Counted to infinity twice totally made my day. HILAROUS!!!!!!! LIRL!!!!!!!!!!!

    MOAR!!!!!!!!!!

    Uh.. wow.. These jokes are a little funny but not that funny... You are extremely exaggerating
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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Mamba View Post
    Uh.. wow.. These jokes are a little funny but not that funny... You are extremely exaggerating
    Yeah this dude definately doesn't know me...

    *re-reads* HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I told teachers at my school them jokes ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Uh.. are you 6? I don't have to know anyone to judge if they're exaggerating or not. You, in this case, are definitely exaggerating.
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    My brother has a book of Chuck Norris/Mr. T jokes. I'm gonna make it rain in this bitch when I find it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alpine_aw11 View Post
    My brother has a book of Chuck Norris/Mr. T jokes. I'm gonna make it rain in this bitch when I find it.
    HELL YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's what I'm talkin bout!!! *get reps ready*
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    Women shouldn't be allowed on the internet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Creeper View Post
    Women shouldn't be allowed on the internet.
    GTFO my thread unless you got a chuck norris joke.
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    Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"
    Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
    Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about
    When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

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    those suck

    at least copy and paste down the "good" ones.
    top 5

    "get with the Gs, or get on yo knees"
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    Quote Originally Posted by bodhi View Post
    those suck

    at least copy and paste down the "good" ones.
    YOU copy and paste the good ones! I am LMAO over here!!!
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    chuck norris could make your girlfriend reach climax with a simple grin


    see, that sucked too
    but i made it up and only took a sec
    top 5

    "get with the Gs, or get on yo knees"
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    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

    When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris
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    OK ok this is my last one

    There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

    wait wait!!

    There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    doesnt take much to make you laugh your ass off huh?


    heres one:
    chuck norris' favorite smell is that of his opponent's soiled pants
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    Quote Originally Posted by bodhi View Post
    doesnt take much to make you laugh your ass off huh?
    nope!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bodhi View Post
    doesnt take much to make you laugh your ass off huh?


    heres one:
    chuck norris' favorite smell is that of his opponent's soiled pants
    LoL
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    Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.

    If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

    When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

    Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.
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    I admit, i laughed at these jokes when they were fresh, and not many ppl knew about em


    ahh yes, all those moons ago (2001)
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    "get with the Gs, or get on yo knees"
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    Yeah, they are old, but I still get a chuckle from them.
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