Quote Originally Posted by ItsBlack View Post
My favorites of all time

-When Chuck Norris jumps in water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

-There used to be 2 suns but Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the first one and created the stars.

^I just made this one up
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NIce!