You work in the fast-food industry.... you don't need to be a rocket scientist

[BABY J]

Wait - the OP prob walks in and says "Yes, I'd like to order one of your $15 dollar 3-Foot-Longs."

Fuck that - as long as we're spending we may as well order up one of their $20 dollar 4-foot-longs and have them split it up in 64ths.