CASHIER: "Can I help you?"
Doppelgänger: "Yes - are you still doing the $5 foot longs??"
Doppelgänger: "Yessir - is that what you would like?"
Doppelgänger: "Yeah - let me have 4 inches of turkey on white, 1 inch of chicken terriyaki on Italian, 3.5 inches of Salami on rye, and the remaining mix it up... you decide. Oh yeah - double that to make it a $10 2-Foot-Long --- but don't cut it up please."
CASHIER:
