You work in the fast-food industry.... you don't need to be a rocket scientist

[RL...]

I once had a job years ago working at pizza hut, and while placing an order the first thing out of the customers mouth asked "what comes on a cheese pizza"

[Kevykev]

Wait? Was this a Thread Backfire?

Ahh man, if it is.....I feel or him. Those aren't good at all.

[BABY J]

This one is well worth the read - LOL

[Ran]

See Page-3 for funnehz.

[Humphrizzle]

customer service should always be number one in the fast food industry.. the manager is a retard and should understand by pissing off a customer and making the entire store look bad and hold up people stopping by a quick sandwich shop, this would make the customer rethink their decision on their choice of eatery.

[PSINXS]

i think this is y the coupons say Do not combine with any other offer.

[Doppelgänger]

OK, not that anyone who was getting all pissy will come back in here but... after re-reading this, I see something wrong here. I'm going to say that all of you who are coming in to say "you're just being an asshole" "you're don't have to be mean" "poor girl" and anything along those lines. It seems as if you forget that when typing conversations, only words in quotations (" ") are what has taken place in the typed conversation. It seems like some of what I typed that were thoughts about what was going on, not actualy words in my conversation were taken as what I actually said. But I have to remember that this is IA where people are quick to be keyboard cowboys and make a fast reply before questioning what they're reading and checking for correct punctuation and use of the English language....because 80% of people posting on here lack such knowledge of such details and simply don't care to pick up on small details before getting all up in arms.

Maybe if I simplify some things... or what you call cliffs, it will sink in...

-Place order for food.
-hand over two coupons.
-cashier says I cannot use both coupons.
-my GF pays for ONE meal using ONE coupon but girl cannot figure out how to redeem said SubWay-issued coupon
-Takes several minutes to figure out how to apply ONE coupon to ONE purchase
-My turn to pay for ME to pay for my ONE item using ONE coupon.
-girl refuses to use "Buy one get one free 6" sub coupon on a single 12" sub..which is just two identical 6" subs wrapped up together and that "if you need to take the sandwich out of the wrapper and wrap each half up as seperate 6" subs then do so". Yes I did say that, but in a very calm and patient tone..even with a little laugh to try to break up the situation.
-Girl finally accepts coupon, but keeps trying to ring up purchase as 12" sub
-Finally get it run up, but am now overcharged for a different sandwich
-Point out error in money charged but don't care to get difference back nad go sit down and eat.
-time spent at register..about 10min.

At no time did I raise my voice, yell, curse, point, or get angry. I probably did have a tone of frustration as I pointd out the overcharge, but no loudly or rudely. I was more than calm and collective the entire time. OK so fine, I couldn't use two coupns this time, so I handed one off to my GF and she made a seperate transaction..but deal. What does it matter if I use two coupons and I use one and my GF uses one and we pay for our food seperately. No point in trying to start this whole "you were using two coupons" bullshit...that issue was resolved with out me contecting it..and if you're still holding onto that arguement...well, i'm sorry that's all you can focus on. I'm also going to say that it seems a lot of people don't know that when dealing with any customer service-related jobs that the fewer words you use the easier things *should* be. Keep shit short and to the point. Which of the following situations leave more room for error and complication-

1) Yes, I would like to order two 6" chicken breast subs. Both on honey wheat. On that one I want lettuce, tomato, pickle, mayo and sweet onion sauce. (in typical SubWay tradition, they will then push that sub down, wrap it up and pull the next sandwich over in front of the toppings). On this one I want lettuse, tomato, picke, mayo and sweet onion sauce.

At this point, the two chicken breast subs will be wrapped seperately and put next to the other 6" chicken teryiaki sub I ordered...making a pile of three 6" subs. This will now turn into "which is which?" so now we are left figuring out which is the teryiaki to go as one meal and not be confused as me trying to buy one 6" chicken breas and trying to get the 6" teryiaki for free or something dumb like that.

2) I want one 12" chicken breast sandwich with lettuce, tomato, pickle, mayo and sweet onion sauce.

Now we have one 12" sub...or if you want to get technical...two identical 6" subs wrapped in a single piece of wax paper.. and one 6" teryiaki sub which makes making two transactions much easier when it comes to showing which sandwich is for what transation.

[Doppelgänger]

i think this is y the coupons say Do not combine with any other offer.

I'm using you as an example as reading/thread comprehension gone bad. It was already said that when I was told I couldn't do such, that I made one purchase and that my GF made the other purchase, thus not violating the "fine print" because each item and coupon was used by a different person.

[thecrazyone]

So why wouldnt you just order two 6 inch sandwhichs like the coupon calls for. Congragulations on making it complicated and being an asshole. Btw almost every coupon says one coupon per patron cannot be combined with any other offer. But I guess ur cheap ass can't read?

LOL I bet the coupons dont allow you to use more than one at a time. All that over .75 cents. Im not sure who looked more retarded.

You're the retard in this case.

Most coupons limit one per customer and I bet that's why she told you, you can't use both at the same time.

Also the coupon was for a 6 inch sub, not a foot long. Even though you are great at comprehending 6 + 6 = 12 = 1 foot, you still are the retard that can't comprehend, buy ONE 6 inch sub, get a SECOND 6 inch sub, free.

Wow, big man. You were rude and talked down to someone because you are retarded. I now envy you.

If I were her, next time I saw you coming, you'd get a nice green loogie topped with fresh vagina hairs mixed in with your sandwich.

all of this.

[BABY J]

OK, not that anyone who was getting all pissy will come back in here but... after re-reading this, I see something wrong here. I'm going to say that all of you who are coming in to say "you're just being an asshole" "you're don't have to be mean" "poor girl" and anything along those lines. It seems as if you forget that when typing conversations, only words in quotations (" ") are what has taken place in the typed conversation. It seems like some of what I typed that were thoughts about what was going on, not actualy words in my conversation were taken as what I actually said. But I have to remember that this is IA where people are quick to be keyboard cowboys and make a fast reply before questioning what they're reading and checking for correct punctuation and use of the English language....because 80% of people posting on here lack such knowledge of such details and simply don't care to pick up on small details before getting all up in arms.

Maybe if I simplify some things... or what you call cliffs, it will sink in...

-Place order for food.
-hand over two coupons.
-cashier says I cannot use both coupons.
-my GF pays for ONE meal using ONE coupon but girl cannot figure out how to redeem said SubWay-issued coupon
-Takes several minutes to figure out how to apply ONE coupon to ONE purchase
-My turn to pay for ME to pay for my ONE item using ONE coupon.
-girl refuses to use "Buy one get one free 6" sub coupon on a single 12" sub..which is just two identical 6" subs wrapped up together and that "if you need to take the sandwich out of the wrapper and wrap each half up as seperate 6" subs then do so". Yes I did say that, but in a very calm and patient tone..even with a little laugh to try to break up the situation.
-Girl finally accepts coupon, but keeps trying to ring up purchase as 12" sub
-Finally get it run up, but am now overcharged for a different sandwich
-Point out error in money charged but don't care to get difference back nad go sit down and eat.
-time spent at register..about 10min.

At no time did I raise my voice, yell, curse, point, or get angry. I probably did have a tone of frustration as I pointd out the overcharge, but no loudly or rudely. I was more than calm and collective the entire time. OK so fine, I couldn't use two coupns this time, so I handed one off to my GF and she made a seperate transaction..but deal. What does it matter if I use two coupons and I use one and my GF uses one and we pay for our food seperately. No point in trying to start this whole "you were using two coupons" bullshit...that issue was resolved with out me contecting it..and if you're still holding onto that arguement...well, i'm sorry that's all you can focus on. I'm also going to say that it seems a lot of people don't know that when dealing with any customer service-related jobs that the fewer words you use the easier things *should* be. Keep shit short and to the point. Which of the following situations leave more room for error and complication-

1) Yes, I would like to order two 6" chicken breast subs. Both on honey wheat. On that one I want lettuce, tomato, pickle, mayo and sweet onion sauce. (in typical SubWay tradition, they will then push that sub down, wrap it up and pull the next sandwich over in front of the toppings). On this one I want lettuse, tomato, picke, mayo and sweet onion sauce.

At this point, the two chicken breast subs will be wrapped seperately and put next to the other 6" chicken teryiaki sub I ordered...making a pile of three 6" subs. This will now turn into "which is which?" so now we are left figuring out which is the teryiaki to go as one meal and not be confused as me trying to buy one 6" chicken breas and trying to get the 6" teryiaki for free or something dumb like that.

2) I want one 12" chicken breast sandwich with lettuce, tomato, pickle, mayo and sweet onion sauce.

Now we have one 12" sub...or if you want to get technical...two identical 6" subs wrapped in a single piece of wax paper.. and one 6" teryiaki sub which makes making two transactions much easier when it comes to showing which sandwich is for what transation.

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4 calling birds...

3 french hens...

2 turtle doves...

and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

* bows *

[thecrazyone]

OK, not that anyone who was getting all pissy will come back in here but... after re-reading this, I see something wrong here. I'm going to say that all of you who are coming in to say "you're just being an asshole" "you're don't have to be mean" "poor girl" and anything along those lines. It seems as if you forget that when typing conversations, only words in quotations (" ") are what has taken place in the typed conversation. It seems like some of what I typed that were thoughts about what was going on, not actualy words in my conversation were taken as what I actually said. But I have to remember that this is IA where people are quick to be keyboard cowboys and make a fast reply before questioning what they're reading and checking for correct punctuation and use of the English language....because 80% of people posting on here lack such knowledge of such details and simply don't care to pick up on small details before getting all up in arms.

Maybe if I simplify some things... or what you call cliffs, it will sink in...

-Place order for food.
-hand over two coupons.
-cashier says I cannot use both coupons.
-my GF pays for ONE meal using ONE coupon but girl cannot figure out how to redeem said SubWay-issued coupon
-Takes several minutes to figure out how to apply ONE coupon to ONE purchase
-My turn to pay for ME to pay for my ONE item using ONE coupon.
-girl refuses to use "Buy one get one free 6" sub coupon on a single 12" sub..which is just two identical 6" subs wrapped up together and that "if you need to take the sandwich out of the wrapper and wrap each half up as seperate 6" subs then do so". Yes I did say that, but in a very calm and patient tone..even with a little laugh to try to break up the situation.
-Girl finally accepts coupon, but keeps trying to ring up purchase as 12" sub
-Finally get it run up, but am now overcharged for a different sandwich
-Point out error in money charged but don't care to get difference back nad go sit down and eat.
-time spent at register..about 10min.

At no time did I raise my voice, yell, curse, point, or get angry. I probably did have a tone of frustration as I pointd out the overcharge, but no loudly or rudely. I was more than calm and collective the entire time. OK so fine, I couldn't use two coupns this time, so I handed one off to my GF and she made a seperate transaction..but deal. What does it matter if I use two coupons and I use one and my GF uses one and we pay for our food seperately. No point in trying to start this whole "you were using two coupons" bullshit...that issue was resolved with out me contecting it..and if you're still holding onto that arguement...well, i'm sorry that's all you can focus on. I'm also going to say that it seems a lot of people don't know that when dealing with any customer service-related jobs that the fewer words you use the easier things *should* be. Keep shit short and to the point. Which of the following situations leave more room for error and complication-

1) Yes, I would like to order two 6" chicken breast subs. Both on honey wheat. On that one I want lettuce, tomato, pickle, mayo and sweet onion sauce. (in typical SubWay tradition, they will then push that sub down, wrap it up and pull the next sandwich over in front of the toppings). On this one I want lettuse, tomato, picke, mayo and sweet onion sauce.

At this point, the two chicken breast subs will be wrapped seperately and put next to the other 6" chicken teryiaki sub I ordered...making a pile of three 6" subs. This will now turn into "which is which?" so now we are left figuring out which is the teryiaki to go as one meal and not be confused as me trying to buy one 6" chicken breas and trying to get the 6" teryiaki for free or something dumb like that.

2) I want one 12" chicken breast sandwich with lettuce, tomato, pickle, mayo and sweet onion sauce.

Now we have one 12" sub...or if you want to get technical...two identical 6" subs wrapped in a single piece of wax paper.. and one 6" teryiaki sub which makes making two transactions much easier when it comes to showing which sandwich is for what transation.

didnt read any of this.

but who types that much over subway???

i think you probably looked like the jew/asshat/douche at the counter shit i would have been happy to pay under 7 bucks for 3 6" and chips and drink, your an idiot.

[Doppelgänger]

didnt read any of this.

but who types that much over subway???

i think you probably looked like the jew/asshat/douche at the counter shit i would have been happy to pay under 7 bucks for 3 6" and chips and drink, your an idiot.

...and I see your reply as "I'm am one of those ignorant people who replies without reading". I'd bet you're the same kind of person who gets pulled over by the police and immediately starts proclaiming "I didn't do anything. Why am I getting pulled over? I ain't do nuthin'" when in fact you just ran a red light, crossing three lanes of traffic without signaling and while doing 20mph over the speed limit and then go to court and aruge with the judge that "I ain't done nutin' wrong". I can hear it now, when you were in school and they handed you a thing called a "book" and you pushed it away saying "I ain't reading that...there be too many words n' stuff...it gonna give me uh headach". Great logic there, bubba. I bet your bank loves you when they make an extra $35 bucks off ya for an overdraft or when you get double charged for items at the grocery store. I would say please come buy some serives from the place I work at so I can overcharger you and watch you walk away with a smile....


The fact that it's SubWay is kind of a moot-point. It's the fact that if you choose a job, at least give a damn about it. If you're new and don't know what you are doing, say so and apologize and request help from someone else at the job who knows how to do X Y Z. Been there, done that... it's not that hard.

[Jecht]

Reading this thread was very entertaining.

[Doppelgänger]

Very. I find the whole situation humorus now. A little frustrated when all I wanted to do was eat. But what is even more funny is the difference in replies between here and another forum I posted this on. On that forum...oh how can I put this....people are a little more educated, and the replies are a night and day difference....further proving my point that majority of the people who post on IA were putting the square peg in the triangular hole as a small child. But it's OK, a lot of people these days are bringing down overall intelligence so that things seem much more 'normal'....

[BABY J]

Oh Lord. There are lots of intelligent people here - but this is the WL. You know what happens in here. People are just giving you shit - relax man. Idk if I would have done anything different, other than the fact that I never have coupon for any place other than Steak N Shake.

[Doppelgänger]

Oh Lord. There are lots of intelligent people here - but this is the WL. You know what happens in here. People are just giving you shit - relax man. Idk if I would have done anything different, other than the fact that I never have coupon for any place other than Steak N Shake.

Oh, I wasn't directing that at you... I can tell who is having fun posting, having fun with the situation , who is generally offended and who is just plain stupid. I can tell you're just pulling shit out of left field to post up in here Do you think that I don't know that replying is just keeping the thread going? I mean, I know you're not one of those dumb people who press buttons harder on your TV remote because the batteries are dying.....

[BABY J]

^^

[AirMax95]

The WL is not serious.....

This thread was hilarious....

Subway is pretty fucking good....

12" sub = 2 6" subs.....she shoulda just rung the shit up for the coupon. It's not like bread has a SKU/barcode to scan....

Subway should deliver.

That is all.

[thecrazyone]

...and I see your reply as "I'm am one of those ignorant people who replies without reading". I'd bet you're the same kind of person who gets pulled over by the police and immediately starts proclaiming "I didn't do anything. Why am I getting pulled over? I ain't do nuthin'" when in fact you just ran a red light, crossing three lanes of traffic without signaling and while doing 20mph over the speed limit and then go to court and aruge with the judge that "I ain't done nutin' wrong". I can hear it now, when you were in school and they handed you a thing called a "book" and you pushed it away saying "I ain't reading that...there be too many words n' stuff...it gonna give me uh headach". Great logic there, bubba. I bet your bank loves you when they make an extra $35 bucks off ya for an overdraft or when you get double charged for items at the grocery store. I would say please come buy some serives from the place I work at so I can overcharger you and watch you walk away with a smile....

lol nice try dumbass, your pathetic for typing that up.

[Doppelgänger]

^^

[Doppelgänger]

lol nice try dumbass, your pathetic for typing that up.

I can see you now...

[Njobe]

I can see you now...

[87 Turbo II]

lol nice try dumbass, your pathetic for typing that up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBdSl7yeIiw

[Kevykev]

So many pages of shit??

I DEMAND that I get PMed a Coupon, Coupon code or Gift Certificate or something comparable !!!!!!!!

[smokeyj]

hahahahahah really? you bitch over .50 cent and sat your ass in there and ate 18 inches worth of sandwich a bag of chips no telling how many refills you got on your drink

shut your bitching up at the end of the day you got 12 inches of meat in your mouth for free

[BABY J]

hahahahahah really? you bitch over .50 cent and sat your ass in there and ate 18 inches worth of sandwich a bag of chips no telling how many refills you got on your drink

shut your bitching up at the end of the day you got 12 inches of meat in your mouth for free

Leave me and my cock outta this... wait. Never mind.

[thecrazyone]

I can see you now...

o yea cause i totally get butthurt over what some fag says on the web.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBdSl7yeIiw

really a your and you're joke? its a forum, home of run on sentences i used "lol" for goodness sakes, shit.

im not typing up my Harvard acceptance am i?

[Doppelgänger]

hahahahahah really? you bitch over .50 cent and sat your ass in there and ate 18 inches worth of sandwich a bag of chips no telling how many refills you got on your drink

shut your bitching up at the end of the day you got 12 inches of meat in your mouth for free

Cool story....bro.


BTW, I think I saw your mom in there. She used one of those "Buy three 12" subs for $12 coupons", bought all the cookies and finished it all off with 32 refilles of Diet Coke....in a small cup. She might not be such a fatass if she didn't drink all that Diet Coke.

[Doppelgänger]

o yea cause i totally get butthurt over what some fag says on the web.

...says the one who comes posts in a thread with "I'm not reading your posts but I'll throw insults anyway because I'm a big boy now and can pee-pee in the toilet without any help" attitude.

[smokeyj]

Cool story....bro.


BTW, I think I saw your mom in there. She used one of those "Buy three 12" subs for $12 coupons", bought all the cookies and finished it all off with 32 refilles of Diet Coke....in a small cup. She might not be such a fatass if she didn't drink all that Diet Coke.

hahahaha again really, that might be true and what not but there is one major flaw in your attempt to try and clown me and or my mother {I think}. 1st of all everyone who has read your thread knows that the last thing you would be doing is thinking. 2nd be sure of your insults dont just say you think, so you can back out of it later. 3rd even if this all is true about my mom she didnt bitch about .50 cent and it still doesnt negate the fact that you had 12" of free meat in your mouth

O and p.s. I hope you are looking for a job at subway Rocket Scientist you seem to know all about them

[smokeyj]

Leave me and my cock outta this... wait. Never mind.

hahahahahahah Baby J control your bitches you got lay the pimp hand down sometimes and let them know subway foot longs aint free

[Ran]

So, who wants a sandwich? Doppelgänger's buying.