LMAO @ this thread!
LMAO @ this thread!
THAT'S MY JAM!
Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™
I would have ran from this question too. I don't blame you one bit.
I agree with the best nights being those you can't remember. Most of my family that used to party for a long time always told me you have never lived until you can't remember what happened.
You know better; next time will be a ban.
But here is a sorta funny story. Back when I was 17 senior high school, we used to have these field parties up in the north hall area. Few big bond fires, about 40 acres to play in as long as we didn't go out of the fenced area and into the other part of the dudes dads land we could do whatever we wanted. Well there was this old caviler these kids drove up in from down the road. Shit had the windows busted out and a roll cage in it. it was beat the fuck up. Well they had helmets on, they kept "drifting" it and trying to get it to flip. Finally after about 10 minutes the succeed. Now every one is trashed so we are all laughing our asses off at what just happened. Then some guy with a truck helps flip the car back over with a couple of chains. They get it on the wheels and get it started again. Then proceed to drive it thru one of big ass bond fires we had going. That was the great part because the car caught on fire and blew up.. Then the police came. We told them what happened and hid the booze. They laughed and just said becareful.
You know better; next time will be a ban.
My friends and I just arrived at a club and we sat down at a table. 3 girls walk up and start gabbing and we asked them to sit with us.
One of the girls (the BIG ONE of course) asked if she could buy me a drink so I ordered a long island ice tea. I got about half of it down and I don't remember shit after that. The next thing I know, I wake up in a vehicle and she's slobbin the knob. I was looking around trying to figure out how the fuck I got there and who was this pleasantly plump woman feasting on my body fluid was. I busted a nut and she said some shit which I don't remember because everything was fuzzy as fuck, then she gets out of the car.
I'm sitting there and I'm like, "who's car is this and where the fuck am I".
I go inside this bar and find my friends to ask them WTF just happened and they are laughing. They said I had half of my drink and was out of it, next thing they know they seen me walking out the door with her.
Bitch spiked my drink and sucked me off while I passed out! In the end, I don't think I should complain because i got a BJ. It was from a walrus but hey, free BJ. Shaaaawing!
No, she was asian!
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
HELL YEAH!! FREE BJS!!! i dont mind a bbw once in a while, as long as her face isnt god awful
ridin in a honda
shit big girls give the best head. They treat it like the last piece of chicken in the bucket man. Some times it's because they are afraid it'll be the last penis they get to slob on lulz.
You know better; next time will be a ban.
She had to spike your drink just to give you a BJ!
my 20th b-day my buddy who was a bartender had a party for me at his place. I was first to get there and started drinking top shelf long islands right off the bat. 3 deep, i passed out before anyone else even showed up, and then informed the next afternoon that 3 other girls passed out in the same bed i was in. FAIL
OP is epic.
a couple times i got so drunk.. i got my wife preggerz :\
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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(ಠ_ృ) Riveting tale, chap.
Ok, so I was driving home from school and I randomly thought of another funny drunk night.
I was about 19 and I was hanging out at a friends house and she was having a party. We were playing a drinking game. While everyone else was drinking beer, me and her were drinking some cheap as wine. To make it taste better, we dropped peppermints in the bottom of the glass. We ended the game and started dancing in the living room. In the middle of dancing I blacked out. The next thing I remember was being outside in the back of the apartment building throwing up in the bushes. I faintly remember getting back inside. I layed on the couch and they gave me a trash can in case I threw up some more. Well, I fell asleep and was woken up because they wanted me to get up and start partying again. I started throwing up again. I fell back asleep and they tried to wake me up again. Every time they woke me up, I would throw up. They eventually left me alone but I threw up until the sun came up. I started puking up my stomach lining. I swore to never play another drinking game especially with cheap ass wine! lol
In my college dorm i once got very drunk, took the elevator to the wrong floor (which all looked alike) walked into what i thought was my room and went to sleep. I was woken up in the morning by several people asking me who the hell i was.
Yes, judging by how I felt I'm guessing she put some GHB in my drink. You don't pass out from half a drink and lose your memory.She had to spike your drink just to give you a BJ!
She was BIG(260 lbs) and ugly. It was probably the first time she touched a penis.
Good God Man!
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i call bullshit
The last time i went to prime time was for my going away party.. I was told i was allowed to drink as much as i wanted to as long as i got everyone girls before i got to drunk. so i did that and started my drinking spree. well i got so hammered and this hot chick started talken to me and grinding on me. i blacked out completely. and when i finally started figureing out my boy is takeing me to the truck. which is cool cause the chick was still with me. we get back to my boys house, and continue partying. i went into the bathroom and puked, and blacked out, then i come to again and shes rideing me in bed! i pass out completely. i wake up the next morning and shes still layen there, i go smoke a cig, and scotts out maken breakfast. he looks at me and just starts bustin out laughing, he fills me in on all the spots im blacking out in (mainly watching all this cause they have my entire night on tape!) aparently when i blacked out at the club how i hooked up with this chick was i was throwing pennies at her while she was giveing me a lap dance! when i blacked out in the bathroom she came in and we started fucken in the shower to "sober me up" and i they came in when they heard her screaming from me slamming it in her pooper! then we went for round 2 in the guest bedroom!. they followed me around alot that night! but what can i say.. memories that i cant really remember. VIDEO REALLY HELPS!!
I swear, I have 2 witnesses that can back it up. Never threw up once that night. Acted completely normal and could walk straight. I was shocked.
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
ahh prime time.. the memories..
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
i was at a club with two girlfriends of mine, and apparently i was talking to one of them and tellin her how much i wish i could f**k her that night and when i was having sex with her friend (the other girl) i was thinking it was her instead of her friend. i was going into pretty graphic detail with how her friend wasnt that good. the whole time her friend was behind me hearing it all and needless to say we're not talkin anymore lol. dam liquor
Drinking helps take away my problems. Especially the big I have right now, which is not having a job.......
You know better; next time will be a ban.
Damn dude!! she was big and ugly!!! im sorry for ya man
ridin in a honda
old thread bumping
yes I am that bored
8 shots of everclear had me doing ballet and talking to myself in a mirror in the bathroom saying how pretty I and everything was.
i drank 3/4 of a 750ml bottle of patron and about a six pack of yuengling and felt great. then i went to piss, i pissed, zipped my pants up and as soon as i fastened the button i hit the floor passed out cold. lol
I think I could write 6 pages of stories myself.
About 3 years ago, a couple months before my 21st Birthday, I was at a house party and completely wasted. Me and my friend end up wrestling in the back yard. We both get tired and are like fuck this and go back to drinking. I'm standing around in the back yard of the party talking to a good lady friend of mine when I start seeing people start darting. Cops raid the place. I watched 2 different people get tackled by cops. I'm like WTF. I JUST got arrested for drinking underage a month or 2 before this party, I couldn't get busted again or the judge said he'd put me on probation. So I walk through the house thinking will since the cops ran to the back yard I'll sneak out the front. Nope, there are a bunch out front. I walk back in side and head up stairs as I watch another cop tackle someone else break a table.
About 6 of us go in a room. 2 or 3 people get in the closet, couple under the bed, and one of my buddies gets in the bed and acts like he's sleeping (L-O-Fucking-L). I'm left with no where to go. I see a glass night stand in the corner with a small 15in tv on top of it. I get behind it, pull my shirt over my head and sit still. The cops bust in and find everyone, but me. To this day I am amazed how they didn't see me. How could they NOT see my behind a GLASS end table. They take everyone out to the front yard so I figure its time to find a better hiding spot.
I make my way into another room where there is a small door leading to the attic. I crawl in and look out the window and see 20-30 people they caught hand cuffed sitting like ducks in the front yard. I call some friends and tell them I'm in the attic and I don't know what to do. I end up just laying down trying to wait it out but its so hot I start to feel sick. I try to crawl back out to where it is cooler but I bust my ass. They heard me. I quickly lay down and dump a huge stack of magazines on top of me. The cop looks up in the attic with his flash light and says "I know you're up here come on out." I don't move. He sticks around for a few minutes and leaves. So I'm back on the mission to get out of this hot attic when I fall again. The cop runs back up, I covered myself back up with the magazines. He says "come out" again, but I just sit still. After he left I figured I wouldn't push my luck again and just wait it out. A couple hours past and I occasionally peak out the window to see if the cops are still there. Hours go buy and they are STILL out front. By this time I gotta piss so bad but know I can't get out. I ended up just pissing in this guys attic. All over everything. I go and lay back down (where I didn't piss lol) and pass out. I get woken up at 5:30am, the guy throwing the party said my friend called and told him I was in the attic. He told me the cops left and I could come out not. I call a cab and go home. The next day I find out the cops were called because of a fight (me and my buddy wrestling) haha
^Truly lucky on the cops not seeing you, or retrieving you from the attic.
I went to Augusta to visit some friends and we started drinking at this bar called Allie Katz at around 8pm. Many Jaeger bombs later we ended up at The Country Club down the street in the vip section. We started drinking lots of shots and I soon blacked out. Apparently I disappeared some time around midnight on my way to the bathroom. When it started to close my friend told the door guys that he couldnt find me. So the employees and my friends started looking for me everywhere and after about an hour of looking they found me curled up on the floor in the last stall of the bathroom in between the wall and the toilet. I didnt have any puke on me though so I guess I just thought that I should lay down in the fetal position and pass out.
This past saturday.... I got off work and my gf picked me up. Went by the store to get a few bags of ice, then bought a shit load of beer, and afterwards we headed to the party. Got their around 11:30 and I started drinking. Around 2 some asshole decided to spin tires as he was leaving. Caused a big fight with the home owners and thats when shit went downhill as far as partying their. I had already had like 6 jagerbombs and around 3 or 4 beers, so I wasn't really all that drunk. We go to leave and my gf starts throwing up so I had to hold her hair and all that other BS shit. Then after puking on me alittle and her car, we left. Went to her mom's house, I grabbed a shower then started drinking again with her stepdad. She chilled for alittle while then went inside to go to sleep. I did a few more jagerbombs and a few shots of Jose then I was done. Got in around 4:30 and headed straight to the bed. Get in their and she got up to get undressed because she just passed out when she laid down before. One thing led to another, drunk sex occured, my socks got lost somehow, and a skeet'd on her sisters bed. Pretty crazy night.
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Got drunk, Friends drove me home, I hoped back in my car, drove back to the club, the club was closed when I got there. The next day I knew why friends drove me home, it was 5am.
ASAP Party...
....dude feel asleep on the couch and everyone was getting all giddy and outta nowhere someone said, "SOMEBODY PUT THEIR BALLS ON HIS FACE"
*shrugs....zips*
Drag my two hakey-sacks across old dudes forehead.
And of course, I'm told this the next morning when I wake up passed out, still dressed minused some shoes.
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lol i think you did it to music too. whenever one part of some song came up he got the slugs to his head. lulz.
The story gets better and better.
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lulz.
this sounds like faggotry on a grand scale
"hey guys look! he's passed out"
RAPE HIS FACE!
Just the other weekend I decided to drink rum and coke instead of beer which is all I've been drinking lately. Well the shit snuck up on me. I ended up out side of the party blacked out in the back of someones truck. I threw up off the side then passed out. Woke up a hour or so later and everyone had left the party and I was locked out side. I got up and walked home 3+ miles. I still don't know why I just didn't call a cab. I normally take cabs every where. All I know is I will never walk 3+ miles again shit canned drunk again.
one time i got so drunk, everyone was sittin at this big couch, that made the shape of a "U", and i feel asleep while they were passin stuff around, and they told me the next morning i stood up and pissd all over everyone, the coffee table, and the weed
Part 1 -Got so drunk at vortex battling Pablo at shots of patron I went to the bathroom to throw up, fell over, hit my head on the toilet and knocked myself out. Woke up, came out and everyone told me my head was bleeding. Woke up the next day and raped the vending machine and all its honeybuns.
Part 2 - Spending the night at my boyfriends, just got back from a long night of drinking. Woke up and made my way to the bathroom to go pee, pulled the door open and sat down, kept waiting to go when he wakes up and asks me what i am doing. I try to tell him i am going pee. He tells me no you are not because you are sitting behind the curtains on the window seal. Then he asks me why it is necessary to take off all my clothes to go pee.
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