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    Are some of yall that damn enormously dense???

    OMG!!! QD was being SARCASTIC. He wrote a satirical post. He was kidding. He was merely poking fun at all the queers that come onto IA whining and crying about getting a ticket for doing something wrong in the first place. HE WAS NOT BEING SERIOUS!!!!

    OMG!

    Some of you REALLY need psychological help if you took what QD said as serious. After years of busting whiny babies chops on IA, do yall honestly think QD would come on here and post such an obviously moronic, sand in my vagina, my tampon is full, I dropped my lollipop post?

    To all those that believed the original post:

    Step away from the computer, pull the plug from the computer off the wall, and tie it in the shape of a noose now go try home bungee jumping because the internet is OBVIOUSLY not for you.....

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    BTW FYI, only moving violations go on your "record".

    Noise ordinance tickets are BS tickets that you get because you were even dumber than the ticket itself. Why didn't you just turn down the music you were obviously blarring when you saw the cop? If you didn't see him, fine that's understandable, but in all honesty how did you NOT see a cop sitting near you? You also get these kinds of tickets for fart can exhausts. If you have an exhaust loud enough to get you one of these, you too deserve it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaimecbr900
    BTW FYI, only moving violations go on your "record".

    Noise ordinance tickets are BS tickets that you get because you were even dumber than the ticket itself. Why didn't you just turn down the music you were obviously blarring when you saw the cop? If you didn't see him, fine that's understandable, but in all honesty how did you NOT see a cop sitting near you? You also get these kinds of tickets for fart can exhausts. If you have an exhaust loud enough to get you one of these, you too deserve it.
    Or maybe you didnt see the cop sitting behind a tree? Had I seen him I would've turned it down but I didnt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AirBrcak
    Or maybe you didnt see the cop sitting behind a tree? Had I seen him I would've turned it down but I didnt.
    What was he doing "sitting behind a tree"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaimecbr900
    What was he doing "sitting behind a tree"?
    There were two of them. One was writing a ticket and the chick was on the gun. She was still shooting it while I past her. I kept going about half a mile up the road and then I went another mile down another road and thats when she came behind me. I was like WTF? If she had caught someone speeding behind me she would've totally ignored me. I guess I just have bad luck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AirBrcak
    There were two of them. One was writing a ticket and the chick was on the gun. She was still shooting it while I past her. I kept going about half a mile up the road and then I went another mile down another road and thats when she came behind me. I was like WTF? If she had caught someone speeding behind me she would've totally ignored me. I guess I just have bad luck.
    Well sorry bud, but you just confirmed exactly what I had said earlier.

    You had enough time to SEE her clocking you? Then you had plenty of time to turn down the radio too, right? Are you sure she didn't get you for your exhaust instead?

    Trust me, I listen to the radio just as loud as the next guy....but I turn it down when I stop at redlights or near police cars for this very reason. Besides, I can't stand to listen to that gay ass tin can and license plate rattle all the "cool" guys think is so damn cool. It sounds like their car is falling apart and uber gay anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaimecbr900
    Well sorry bud, but you just confirmed exactly what I had said earlier.

    You had enough time to SEE her clocking you? Then you had plenty of time to turn down the radio too, right? Are you sure she didn't get you for your exhaust instead?

    Trust me, I listen to the radio just as loud as the next guy....but I turn it down when I stop at redlights or near police cars for this very reason. Besides, I can't stand to listen to that gay ass tin can and license plate rattle all the "cool" guys think is so damn cool. It sounds like their car is falling apart and uber gay anyway.
    Well I didnt see them in front of me, I had seen them as I passed them. The road I was on goes downhill and you cant see anyone on the sides because of the trees. By the time I saw her it was allready too late. I have always turned it down when I saw cops around me but this time it was too late. And why are you assuming it was for exhaust? Im failing to see the funny in that. You should instead ask what car I was in before you attempt to make any jokes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaimecbr900
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    OMG!!! QD was being SARCASTIC.
    can't speak for anyone else, but I picked up the sarcasm. although the event that I detailed actually happened, I ridicule my coworker for not wearing her seatbelt all the time. as we waited on the officer to do his thing I joked about him just using the citation as a ploy to get her phone number. after she got her ticket, the officer starts to walk off but doubles back and says I forgot to get your phone number

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaimecbr900
    Are some of yall that damn enormously dense???

    OMG!!! QD was being SARCASTIC. He wrote a satirical post. He was kidding. He was merely poking fun at all the queers that come onto IA whining and crying about getting a ticket for doing something wrong in the first place. HE WAS NOT BEING SERIOUS!!!!

    OMG!

    Some of you REALLY need psychological help if you took what QD said as serious. After years of busting whiny babies chops on IA, do yall honestly think QD would come on here and post such an obviously moronic, sand in my vagina, my tampon is full, I dropped my lollipop post?

    To all those that believed the original post:

    Step away from the computer, pull the plug from the computer off the wall, and tie it in the shape of a noose now go try home bungee jumping because the internet is OBVIOUSLY not for you.....
    BAHAHAHAHAHA! Reps to you my friend!

    And I should neg rep all of you fucking morons that thought QD was being serious. FYI YOU MORONS: YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A SEATBELT IN A BIG RIG.

    They are talking about changing the law, but as of now you don't. My dad has been a truck driver for over 35 years and his old truck didn't even have seatbelts in it.

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