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    Quote Originally Posted by AirBrcak
    I got a ticket today for noise ordinance I mean WTF? Cant I just chill and listen to music? DAMN ! LOLOL (Sarcasm)

    Has anyone ever received such a ticket? How much did you pay? And does it go on your record? Thanks.
    thats a new thing the po poes are pitting into effect, Its like a 50 feet radius kind of thing. If they hear it from there, than they can ticket you for it. Not sure if they have a sonic measurment device for it. If its the cops word, on yours than see how far you can fight this

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    Are some of yall that damn enormously dense???

    OMG!!! QD was being SARCASTIC. He wrote a satirical post. He was kidding. He was merely poking fun at all the queers that come onto IA whining and crying about getting a ticket for doing something wrong in the first place. HE WAS NOT BEING SERIOUS!!!!

    OMG!

    Some of you REALLY need psychological help if you took what QD said as serious. After years of busting whiny babies chops on IA, do yall honestly think QD would come on here and post such an obviously moronic, sand in my vagina, my tampon is full, I dropped my lollipop post?

    To all those that believed the original post:

    Step away from the computer, pull the plug from the computer off the wall, and tie it in the shape of a noose now go try home bungee jumping because the internet is OBVIOUSLY not for you.....

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    BTW FYI, only moving violations go on your "record".

    Noise ordinance tickets are BS tickets that you get because you were even dumber than the ticket itself. Why didn't you just turn down the music you were obviously blarring when you saw the cop? If you didn't see him, fine that's understandable, but in all honesty how did you NOT see a cop sitting near you? You also get these kinds of tickets for fart can exhausts. If you have an exhaust loud enough to get you one of these, you too deserve it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaimecbr900
    BTW FYI, only moving violations go on your "record".

    Noise ordinance tickets are BS tickets that you get because you were even dumber than the ticket itself. Why didn't you just turn down the music you were obviously blarring when you saw the cop? If you didn't see him, fine that's understandable, but in all honesty how did you NOT see a cop sitting near you? You also get these kinds of tickets for fart can exhausts. If you have an exhaust loud enough to get you one of these, you too deserve it.
    Or maybe you didnt see the cop sitting behind a tree? Had I seen him I would've turned it down but I didnt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaimecbr900
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    OMG!!! QD was being SARCASTIC.
    can't speak for anyone else, but I picked up the sarcasm. although the event that I detailed actually happened, I ridicule my coworker for not wearing her seatbelt all the time. as we waited on the officer to do his thing I joked about him just using the citation as a ploy to get her phone number. after she got her ticket, the officer starts to walk off but doubles back and says I forgot to get your phone number

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaimecbr900
    Are some of yall that damn enormously dense???

    OMG!!! QD was being SARCASTIC. He wrote a satirical post. He was kidding. He was merely poking fun at all the queers that come onto IA whining and crying about getting a ticket for doing something wrong in the first place. HE WAS NOT BEING SERIOUS!!!!

    OMG!

    Some of you REALLY need psychological help if you took what QD said as serious. After years of busting whiny babies chops on IA, do yall honestly think QD would come on here and post such an obviously moronic, sand in my vagina, my tampon is full, I dropped my lollipop post?

    To all those that believed the original post:

    Step away from the computer, pull the plug from the computer off the wall, and tie it in the shape of a noose now go try home bungee jumping because the internet is OBVIOUSLY not for you.....
    BAHAHAHAHAHA! Reps to you my friend!

    And I should neg rep all of you fucking morons that thought QD was being serious. FYI YOU MORONS: YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A SEATBELT IN A BIG RIG.

    They are talking about changing the law, but as of now you don't. My dad has been a truck driver for over 35 years and his old truck didn't even have seatbelts in it.

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    I got a noise violation ticket at my house when we were having a party.

    The cops got called, then got pissed because I wouldn't let them inside the house to see all the drunk under 21 year olds so he gave me a ticket for whatever he could. Fucking cocksucker.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    I got a noise violation ticket at my house when we were having a party.

    The cops got called, then got pissed because I wouldn't let them inside the house to see all the drunk under 21 year olds so he gave me a ticket for whatever he could. Fucking cocksucker.
    LMAO had a group of cops pull up on us in panama once while we were filming these 2 girls earning some beads. I tried to hide my video cam but they saw me and started telling me if I had nudity on it I was goin to jail etc.

    Got me all upset, but then one finally told me to calm down they just wanted to see what I got on my cam. Then they sat there and watched it and BS'd with us.

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    Cops give illegal tickets all the time. I've gotten them even. It is an accusation by the officer. You do not have to plead guilty and pay it. You can fight it, and win - but it will cost you more than just paying it. It's their way of collecting an unrepresented tax.

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    I peeped the sarcasm from the start. Reading some of these replies, how could some of you not see this??? hahahahahaha...That was hilarious
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    QD, stop crying like a little bitch. Life isn't always fair.

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    yea Fuck the PO lice

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    I will never forget this. I used my EX father in laws truck to move to this nice brand new house in jefferson i bought. Well I've been moving all day and my hair was crazy looking and I didnt have a shirt on. Well I was on the last load and almost home and a cop pulls out and gets behind me and pulls me over and says I could see your tag light and you looked like a shady mexican from a distance. WTF, Im white.

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    whatta dumbass, i ought lock this bullshit

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    i hate some cops but i think alot of cops are great people who get a bad rep due to a few bad apples
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    Gave me a goddamn ticket yesterday for not wearing a fucking seatbelt. What the fuck is their problem? I knew in advance that it was a ticket offense and I chose to not wear it anyway. I'm 100% sure that this is profiling in some way. All cops are like that. Since I'm in a semi truck, they must think I'm some sort of criminal or thug. Cops are always wrong and I'm tired of being picked on by them. That's why I'm crying to everyone on IA about it; because that's the only way to do it. Does anyone know any good layers seatbelt ticket lawyers to help me get out of this $20 ticket?????? Later, QD.
    quit your bitching you puss...you didnt wear a seatbelt you got a ticket damn your fault no one elses

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    Gave me a goddamn ticket yesterday for not wearing a fucking seatbelt. What the fuck is their problem? I knew in advance that it was a ticket offense and I chose to not wear it anyway. I'm 100% sure that this is profiling in some way. All cops are like that. Since I'm in a semi truck, they must think I'm some sort of criminal or thug. Cops are always wrong and I'm tired of being picked on by them. That's why I'm crying to everyone on IA about it; because that's the only way to do it. Does anyone know any good layers seatbelt ticket lawyers to help me get out of this $20 ticket?????? Later, QD.
    LOL. I was about to comment on you being pro law enforcement before when I saw the title.......

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    i have not read through.
    but i'm assuming this is a joke by QD, otherwise this would be the most hypocritical thing ever.
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    i only have one on my record.. failure to yeild while making a left turn.. the cop was pretty gay.. the oncoming car was stoped at a red light, and my green arrow turned yellow and by the time i went through the intersection, the car that was stopped jumps and peels out to try to scare me and honks.. there was still a car length.. but w/e

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    I once told a cop I had explosive diahrea?(sp), it didn't get me out of shit.

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