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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaimecbr900
    BTW FYI, only moving violations go on your "record".

    Noise ordinance tickets are BS tickets that you get because you were even dumber than the ticket itself. Why didn't you just turn down the music you were obviously blarring when you saw the cop? If you didn't see him, fine that's understandable, but in all honesty how did you NOT see a cop sitting near you? You also get these kinds of tickets for fart can exhausts. If you have an exhaust loud enough to get you one of these, you too deserve it.
    Or maybe you didnt see the cop sitting behind a tree? Had I seen him I would've turned it down but I didnt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AirBrcak
    Or maybe you didnt see the cop sitting behind a tree? Had I seen him I would've turned it down but I didnt.
    What was he doing "sitting behind a tree"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaimecbr900
    What was he doing "sitting behind a tree"?
    There were two of them. One was writing a ticket and the chick was on the gun. She was still shooting it while I past her. I kept going about half a mile up the road and then I went another mile down another road and thats when she came behind me. I was like WTF? If she had caught someone speeding behind me she would've totally ignored me. I guess I just have bad luck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AirBrcak
    There were two of them. One was writing a ticket and the chick was on the gun. She was still shooting it while I past her. I kept going about half a mile up the road and then I went another mile down another road and thats when she came behind me. I was like WTF? If she had caught someone speeding behind me she would've totally ignored me. I guess I just have bad luck.
    Well sorry bud, but you just confirmed exactly what I had said earlier.

    You had enough time to SEE her clocking you? Then you had plenty of time to turn down the radio too, right? Are you sure she didn't get you for your exhaust instead?

    Trust me, I listen to the radio just as loud as the next guy....but I turn it down when I stop at redlights or near police cars for this very reason. Besides, I can't stand to listen to that gay ass tin can and license plate rattle all the "cool" guys think is so damn cool. It sounds like their car is falling apart and uber gay anyway.

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    I got a noise violation ticket at my house when we were having a party.

    The cops got called, then got pissed because I wouldn't let them inside the house to see all the drunk under 21 year olds so he gave me a ticket for whatever he could. Fucking cocksucker.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaimecbr900
    Well sorry bud, but you just confirmed exactly what I had said earlier.

    You had enough time to SEE her clocking you? Then you had plenty of time to turn down the radio too, right? Are you sure she didn't get you for your exhaust instead?

    Trust me, I listen to the radio just as loud as the next guy....but I turn it down when I stop at redlights or near police cars for this very reason. Besides, I can't stand to listen to that gay ass tin can and license plate rattle all the "cool" guys think is so damn cool. It sounds like their car is falling apart and uber gay anyway.
    Well I didnt see them in front of me, I had seen them as I passed them. The road I was on goes downhill and you cant see anyone on the sides because of the trees. By the time I saw her it was allready too late. I have always turned it down when I saw cops around me but this time it was too late. And why are you assuming it was for exhaust? Im failing to see the funny in that. You should instead ask what car I was in before you attempt to make any jokes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaimecbr900
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    OMG!!! QD was being SARCASTIC.
    can't speak for anyone else, but I picked up the sarcasm. although the event that I detailed actually happened, I ridicule my coworker for not wearing her seatbelt all the time. as we waited on the officer to do his thing I joked about him just using the citation as a ploy to get her phone number. after she got her ticket, the officer starts to walk off but doubles back and says I forgot to get your phone number

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    Quote Originally Posted by AirBrcak
    Well I didnt see them in front of me, I had seen them as I passed them. The road I was on goes downhill and you cant see anyone on the sides because of the trees. By the time I saw her it was allready too late. I have always turned it down when I saw cops around me but this time it was too late. And why are you assuming it was for exhaust? Im failing to see the funny in that. You should instead ask what car I was in before you attempt to make any jokes.
    Look, I was asking a simple question....I wasn't trying to "make a funny". I asked about the exhaust because it is often louder than stereos and much more annoying. I don't know if that's your case, hence why I asked.

    Bottomline, weather you want to admit it or not, is that a noise ordinance ticket is right up there with a seat belt violation in that it is something that is totally avoidable and therefore really your fault. I agree that it is a BS chicken shit ticket, but you did give them a reason to stop you....which was my point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seymour222
    I know, assholes. I got busted for selling crack cocaine to 12 year olds. Cant they just understand Im trying to make a decent living. Its all the cops fault.
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    Cops give illegal tickets all the time. I've gotten them even. It is an accusation by the officer. You do not have to plead guilty and pay it. You can fight it, and win - but it will cost you more than just paying it. It's their way of collecting an unrepresented tax.

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    I peeped the sarcasm from the start. Reading some of these replies, how could some of you not see this??? hahahahahaha...That was hilarious
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    Yup, sounded to good to be true.

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    hahaha... I knew it was QD sarcasm..

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    QD, stop crying like a little bitch. Life isn't always fair.

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    yea Fuck the PO lice

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    I will never forget this. I used my EX father in laws truck to move to this nice brand new house in jefferson i bought. Well I've been moving all day and my hair was crazy looking and I didnt have a shirt on. Well I was on the last load and almost home and a cop pulls out and gets behind me and pulls me over and says I could see your tag light and you looked like a shady mexican from a distance. WTF, Im white.

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    whatta dumbass, i ought lock this bullshit

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    i hate some cops but i think alot of cops are great people who get a bad rep due to a few bad apples
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    Gave me a goddamn ticket yesterday for not wearing a fucking seatbelt. What the fuck is their problem? I knew in advance that it was a ticket offense and I chose to not wear it anyway. I'm 100% sure that this is profiling in some way. All cops are like that. Since I'm in a semi truck, they must think I'm some sort of criminal or thug. Cops are always wrong and I'm tired of being picked on by them. That's why I'm crying to everyone on IA about it; because that's the only way to do it. Does anyone know any good layers seatbelt ticket lawyers to help me get out of this $20 ticket?????? Later, QD.
    quit your bitching you puss...you didnt wear a seatbelt you got a ticket damn your fault no one elses

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic
    as much as you rant and rave about the safety of driving here on IA im surprised you werent doing the smallest thing as to put tingyour seat belt on you know better than to drink and drive. you know better than to smoke weed. BUT you dont know better than to put your seat belt on? (mind you i am not being sarcastic ...im serious)

    i should neg rep you for all those stupid posts about other pple and their faults and here you go making a thread about a little seat belt and 20 bucks. shame on you QD. shame on you.
    Nice try, trick. Go whore your wares somewhere else where it might be needed or wanted. Well, in that case, it wouldn't be needed or wanted anywhere. Yeah, I forgot my seatbelt. So what. I wear my belt all the time in my truck. I forgot to put it back on when I hopped out. So what. Oh I get it. You can easily compare DUI and street racing with not wearing a seat belt. I see how my not wearing a belt would cause my car to swerve off and hit another car and kill them. You're a goddamn fool, you idiot.("mind you i am not being sarcastic ...im serious"). Fucking dumbass. "I should neg rep you" for this moronic post. Fuck should. I will. [color=red]20[/color. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaimecbr900
    Are some of yall that damn enormously dense???

    OMG!!! QD was being SARCASTIC. He wrote a satirical post. He was kidding. He was merely poking fun at all the queers that come onto IA whining and crying about getting a ticket for doing something wrong in the first place. HE WAS NOT BEING SERIOUS!!!!

    OMG!

    Some of you REALLY need psychological help if you took what QD said as serious. After years of busting whiny babies chops on IA, do yall honestly think QD would come on here and post such an obviously moronic, sand in my vagina, my tampon is full, I dropped my lollipop post?

    To all those that believed the original post:

    Step away from the computer, pull the plug from the computer off the wall, and tie it in the shape of a noose now go try home bungee jumping because the internet is OBVIOUSLY not for you.....
    BAHAHAHAHAHA! Reps to you my friend!

    And I should neg rep all of you fucking morons that thought QD was being serious. FYI YOU MORONS: YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A SEATBELT IN A BIG RIG.

    They are talking about changing the law, but as of now you don't. My dad has been a truck driver for over 35 years and his old truck didn't even have seatbelts in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    Gave me a goddamn ticket yesterday for not wearing a fucking seatbelt. What the fuck is their problem? I knew in advance that it was a ticket offense and I chose to not wear it anyway. I'm 100% sure that this is profiling in some way. All cops are like that. Since I'm in a semi truck, they must think I'm some sort of criminal or thug. Cops are always wrong and I'm tired of being picked on by them. That's why I'm crying to everyone on IA about it; because that's the only way to do it. Does anyone know any good layers seatbelt ticket lawyers to help me get out of this $20 ticket?????? Later, QD.
    LOL. I was about to comment on you being pro law enforcement before when I saw the title.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    I got a noise violation ticket at my house when we were having a party.

    The cops got called, then got pissed because I wouldn't let them inside the house to see all the drunk under 21 year olds so he gave me a ticket for whatever he could. Fucking cocksucker.
    LMAO had a group of cops pull up on us in panama once while we were filming these 2 girls earning some beads. I tried to hide my video cam but they saw me and started telling me if I had nudity on it I was goin to jail etc.

    Got me all upset, but then one finally told me to calm down they just wanted to see what I got on my cam. Then they sat there and watched it and BS'd with us.

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    i have not read through.
    but i'm assuming this is a joke by QD, otherwise this would be the most hypocritical thing ever.
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    i only have one on my record.. failure to yeild while making a left turn.. the cop was pretty gay.. the oncoming car was stoped at a red light, and my green arrow turned yellow and by the time i went through the intersection, the car that was stopped jumps and peels out to try to scare me and honks.. there was still a car length.. but w/e

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    I once told a cop I had explosive diahrea?(sp), it didn't get me out of shit.

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