RACIAL PROFILING

[One_Bad_SHO]

IS OK!!! **** the politically correct fairness fighters.

"Absolutely No Profiling!" is bull****.

Pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test.

These events are actual events from history. They really happened!
Do you remember?


HERE'S THE TEST

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by :
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d . Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davey Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremis ts mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b.Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists! mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

No, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? (For some of you young's and/or half retarded readers out there... the answer to every question is D)

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, articularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling.

GIVE ME A ****ING BREAK!

[Kevykev]

HAHAHHAHAHAaaaaa that is the most BIASED piece of material on this site but i admit it was funny as hail!

EDIT: In terms of Airport security, Profiling should be allowed only based on statistics. Everyone should be scanned but that's not "efficient" so they should be as strategic as possible.

[TheGodfather]

I'm all for racially profiling every towel head that steps on my plane.

WHITE POWER!

[type_r]

I guess there's a good point here but Muslims weren't solely responsible for 9/11....

[TheDarkRacer]

I say, we just start putting security "guards"(or highly trained/skilled shooters) in airports, and ask questions later when **** hits the fan. Oh and no more of that concealed weapon law. Let someone try and high jack a plane where every other passenger has a 9.
~TDR

[allmotoronly]

I guess there's a good point here but Muslims weren't solely responsible for 9/11....

Then who was? Don't start with any conspiracies about bush planning 9/11. Thats the stupidest **** I've ever heard of. Do you really think he is smart enough to plan that??????????????

[MistaCee]

I say, we just start putting security "guards"(or highly trained/skilled shooters) in airports, and ask questions later when **** hits the fan. Oh and no more of that concealed weapon law. Let someone try and high jack a plane where every other passenger has a 9.
~TDR

You really think they are going to allow passengers to have guns on a plane? If yes then

[TheDarkRacer]

No, bush isn't, but the rest of the corrupt ****ing government is. Bush is a ****ing puppet. And a very dumb one. Ever hear of Watergate? the prez didn't kno what was happening until he ended up in it.
Edit: I dont ever think they will let ppl have guns on planes, legally, but its nice to wonder how diff a highjacking would be if everyone had some heat
~TDR

[MistaCee]

Then who was? Don't start with any conspiracies about bush planning 9/11. Thats the stupidest **** I've ever heard of. Do you really think he is smart enough to plan that??????????????

Lol that is highly retarded. I do believe they was warned and could have prevented it though.

[Kevykev]

Then who was? Don't start with any conspiracies about bush planning 9/11. Thats the stupidest **** I've ever heard of. Do you really think he is smart enough to plan that??????????????

[type_r]

Then who was? Don't start with any conspiracies about bush planning 9/11. Thats the stupidest **** I've ever heard of. Do you really think he is smart enough to plan that??????????????

No, Bush's retarded ass didn't have anything to do with it. However I'm assuming because of your attitude towards the subject you haven't actually looked into the incredibly obvious evidence that 9/11 was an inside job planned by our government. **** like that doesn't happen for no reason, Bush had been pushing that terrorism bull**** on us before 9/11 and it was a perfect way to get everyone to jump on board. Things aren't as obvious as they seem. Bush's family and Bin Laden's family have a relationship dating back to way before 9/11, Bush's dad was meeting with Bin Laden's brother the morning it happened for the privatized military companies who happen to be making incredible amounts of money off the end results of 9/11 and the Iraq war.

[TheDarkRacer]

^^ can i see sources? I didnt kno that much about it, and deff could help me wit my occasional anti-war on terror arguments and such.
~TDR

[One_Bad_SHO]

No, Bush's retarded ass didn't have anything to do with it. However I'm assuming because of your attitude towards the subject you haven't actually looked into the incredibly obvious evidence that 9/11 was an inside job planned by our government. **** like that doesn't happen for no reason, Bush had been pushing that terrorism bull**** on us before 9/11 and it was a perfect way to get everyone to jump on board. Things aren't as obvious as they seem. Bush's family and Bin Laden's family have a relationship dating back to way before 9/11, Bush's dad was meeting with Bin Laden's brother the morning it happened for the privatized military companies who happen to be making incredible amounts of money off the end results of 9/11 and the Iraq war.

Ah, another fahrenheit 9/11 Nazis. Micheal Moore would be proud.

[TheDarkRacer]

lol @ ^^ stupidity
~TDR

[One_Bad_SHO]

lol @ ^^ stupidity
~TDR

AHH! A Muslim male extremists mostly between the age of 17 and 40!

[type_r]

Ah, another fahrenheit 9/11 Nazis. Micheal Moore would be proud.

Please don't associate me with Michael Moore's stupid fatass ever again, thanks. However, I do agree with you on the whole profiling thing to an extent. I mean if there's a reason to profile to begin with it's not like it isn't a valid precaution in some cases.

[TheGodfather]

There is nothing more stupid than a moron who believes the government had it's hand in 9/11.

A typical undeducated stoner college kid voting for Ron Paul.

[allmotoronly]

Yes there was evidence that Al Qaeda was planning a terrorist attack. However, there was no evidence to what attack they were planning. You are making it sound like the government found the actual plans for the attack and did nothing to stop it. All they knew was that something was being planned. How do you suppose that the government was supposed to prevent this? They did not know where the attack was going to take place.

[allmotoronly]

Lol that is highly retarded. I do believe they was warned and could have prevented it though.

Explain to me how it could have been avoided.

They were warned that an attack was being planned. They did not know where or when the attack was going to take place. Are you suggesting that they should have shut down all airports, train terminals, subway systems, government offices, etc until they were sure that the attack would not happen????? They did not know where or when the attack was going to take place.

The 9/11 commission was just another way to point fingers.

[BanginJimmy]

I cant believe people are so retared to believe that the govt had anything to do with 9/11. I would LOVE to see this "evidence" that the govt was absolutely responsible for it. I need a good laugh this morning.

[Kevykev]

WOW, this is REALLY turning into "That" type of thread.

WOW!

[ShooterMcGavin]

No, bush isn't, but the rest of the corrupt ****ing government is. Bush is a ****ing puppet. And a very dumb one. Ever hear of Watergate? the prez didn't kno what was happening until he ended up in it.
Edit: I dont ever think they will let ppl have guns on planes, legally, but its nice to wonder how diff a highjacking would be if everyone had some heat
~TDR

uh wtf...pressurized cabins typically not a great place for a gunfight

[ShooterMcGavin]

I cant believe people are so retared to believe that the govt had anything to do with 9/11. I would LOVE to see this "evidence" that the govt was absolutely responsible for it. I need a good laugh this morning.

if it did happen the evidence has long since "disappeared" though, and we all have to admit this.

[japan4racing]

el oh el at this thread

[One_Bad_SHO]

el oh el at this thread

come onnnnn.... it started off pretty good till it got turned into what it is now

[BanginJimmy]

come onnnnn.... it started off pretty good till it got turned into what it is now

this was never a good thread.

[MistaCee]

this was never a good thread.

x2

[silversol]

I cant believe people are so retared to believe that the govt had anything to do with 9/11. I would LOVE to see this "evidence" that the govt was absolutely responsible for it. I need a good laugh this morning.

comeing from the idiot that thinks the fairtax is a good idea!

[allmotoronly]

comeing from the idiot that thinks the fairtax is a good idea!

WHY THE **** IS THE FAIR TAX A BAD IDEA???

Its only a bad idea to the lazy ass mother****ers in this country who think that it's the governments responsibility to pay their bills.

It's called the fair tax for a reason. It's the only fair way to do it. It's not like the fair tax is only going to help out the rich. It will help out everyone who makes more than $32,550 a year. At $32,550-$78,860 you pay 25% in income tax. The fair tax suggests that a flat rate tax of 23% will be imposed on everyone. Even if you make $33k a year, you will save 2% in taxes.

The only people who would not benefit would be those people who don't make any money. Chances are that if you have a full time job making decent money, you are going to make $33k a year. Hell, I would be fine with leaving the tax levels the same for everyone in the bottom two tax brackets ($8k or less=10%, $8k-$32k=15%), and leveling it out for the rest of the tax brackets. I could also agree with leaving it a little higher for those who make $500k a year or more, but not 35% like it is now. Maybe something closer to the 23%, like 27.5%.

[EJ25RUN]

i agree with the op

[BanginJimmy]

comeing from the idiot that thinks the fairtax is a good idea!

what about the fairtax is not a good idea when compared with the current tax system.

I will be the first to say there are portions of the fairtax I hate, such as the fact that gas will cost 23% more than it does now. On the other hand, the average person will be bringing home 25% or more a year than they do now. More importantly the fact that the influx of corporate jobs will bring in alot more money by means of new, high paying jobs.

[silversol]

the fairtax would only tax what you buy. do you think the taxes on what you buy would not go up? i am sure you would think its a great idea when your paying 30$ for a loaf of bread!

[BB6dohcvtec]

wow some of y'all need to think outside the box because it is already busted.

[BanginJimmy]

the fairtax would only tax what you buy. do you think the taxes on what you buy would not go up? i am sure you would think its a great idea when your paying 30$ for a loaf of bread!

is there anything stopping the govt from raising taxes to that point now? Dont bother answering the question because we all know the answer is no.

I'm sure you can think of a better, and practicle, excuse to hate the fairtax. I'm also sure I can debunk 95% of the ones you can dream up as either being misleading or flat out wrong. The other 5% will be genuine concerns. I'm not on here saying the fairtax is perfect. I'm only saying that it is head and shoulders better than what were are currently sentenced to.

[One_Bad_SHO]

Yeah... so.... I'd rather 10 arabs get pulled out of line and searched in the airport just because of the color of their skin rather than people pulled at random.

...just saying

[KidSaru]

This thread is full of fail.