Jesus vs. Santa Clause

Jesus: be good and you'll live on forever in my fathers kingdom

Santa Clause: be good and I'll squeeze my fat ass down your chimney and give you gifts

Jesus: I'm the son of God

Santa: I live on the North Pole

Jesus: I came back to life

Santa: I have flying Reindeer

Jesus: I didn't have sexual relations with that woman (Mary Magdolin, which by the way the catholic church admitted to fabricating the whole Ms. Magdoiln is a whore thing, one of just a few things they've "changed")

Santa: Lie told to childern by parents

Jusus: ................................................

Although there is historical evidence supporting a "Santa Clause" as being a real person. who did real things, look at what has become of the truth. The Santa we all know and love, big red white fuzz lined suit, rosy cheeks, ect. started out in a coke advertisment.

The paintings of a white anglo Jesus.......... you get the drift