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    Q: What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?
    A: One drives through a stop sign, the other waits for it to turn green.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilbcnu123 View Post
    Q: What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?
    A: One drives through a stop sign, the other waits for it to turn green.
    LOLZ...kinda like:

    Q: What's the difference between an alcoholic and a druggie?
    A: One feels bad for stealing your purse, the other one will help you look for it.

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    Q: How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?
    A: Throw them a golf ball.

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