an Illegal Mexican tried to cross the border, but eventually got caught by the Border Line patrol..

so the Patrol tells the Mexican "You know the law, you have to go back"

"No senor, please I have to go to USA! PLEASE SENOR!" replies the illegal Mexican,

So the patrol thinks its funny and tells him if he can make a sentence out of three words that is provided to him. then he can stay.

The illegal Mexican agrees. The three given words were " GREEN, PINK, and YELLOW"

and the Mexican said..

"The Phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, I PINK it up and sayz YELLOW?!?!?"