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    Quote Originally Posted by alpine_aw11 View Post
    Epic thread is epic
    Using the word epic is gay. Using it twice in one sentence is really gay. And this is not a joke!

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    A truck driver is driving down the road with a full load of bowling balls. It is raining.

    He sees two black guys with bikes.

    "Yeahhh man, our bicycle is broken down, both of us needs a ride."

    "Ok", says the truck driver, "but I dont have room in the cab so you'll have to ride in the trailer."

    A few miles later he gets pulled over by two troopers. One trooper is checking the tires, the brakes and when he opens the back doors, he yells out

    "Emergency! Seal off the area!"

    The other trooper comes running to see what the problem is.

    "He's got a truckload of nigger eggs, two of them hatched, and they've already stolen bikes!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nismo062 View Post
    A truck driver is driving down the road with a full load of bowling balls. It is raining.

    He sees two black guys with bikes.

    "Yeahhh man, our bicycle is broken down, both of us needs a ride."

    "Ok", says the truck driver, "but I dont have room in the cab so you'll have to ride in the trailer."

    A few miles later he gets pulled over by two troopers. One trooper is checking the tires, the brakes and when he opens the back doors, he yells out

    "Emergency! Seal off the area!"

    The other trooper comes running to see what the problem is.

    "He's got a truckload of nigger eggs, two of them hatched, and they've already stolen bikes!!!
    DAMN LOL! thats fucked up but FUNNY!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ARH1192 View Post
    Using the word epic is gay. Using it twice in one sentence is really gay. And this is not a joke!
    Epically gay qoute is epically gay. I bet your unhappiness will reach epic levels after you read this epic statement.

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    Why dont black kids play in the sandbox?

    Cats will try to bury them
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