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    Default Why does Helen Keller suck at driving?

    because she's a woman.















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    what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?







    Not shit, you already told her twice
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    What do you call a mexican midget?



    a paragraph because he's not quite an essay

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaNdomGuy
    What do you call a mexican midget?



    a paragraph because he's not quite an essay
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaNdomGuy
    What do you call a mexican midget?



    a paragraph because he's not quite an essay

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaNdomGuy
    What do you call a mexican midget?



    a paragraph because he's not quite an essay
    reps



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    LOL
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    what do you call 100 mexicans on the moon? A problem


    What do you call all the mexicans on the moon? Problem solved
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    what do you call 100 mexicans on the moon? A problem


    What do you call all the mexicans on the moon? Problem solved

    hahaha i love that one

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    did you ever see any black people on the jetsons???











    Futures looking bright
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    why do black people have nightmares?

    The last one who had a dream got shot
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    before someone bitches, i havent said nigger and im not racist so dont get your titties hard over a joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    before someone bitches, i havent said nigger
    You have now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
    You have now.
    ..
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails -44944_nigga-please-%20-jpg  
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    before someone bitches, i havent said nigger and im not racist so dont get your titties hard over a joke
    YOU SAID WHAT



    bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that shit is funny as fuck!

    essay and the dream joke!

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    but I like firm titties...
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    keep the jokes coming

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    Quote Originally Posted by GermanMuscle
    keep the jokes coming
    tell us some hitler ones..i know you got jokes
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    why is it a shame when a caprice with four gangsta go off a cliff?




    a caprice seats 6
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    Did you know hellen keller had a treehouse? Neither did she.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
    Did you know hellen keller had a treehouse? Neither did she.
    hahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
    Did you know hellen keller had a treehouse? Neither did she.

    haha not bad

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    Have you heard about Hitler's new microwave oven?



    It seats 500!

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    What's black, orange, and very pretty?


    A nigger on fire


    What do you call four niggers in a car?


    Tinted windows

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    why is ray charles always smiling???

    He doesnt know hes black
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    Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?



    So she can moan with the other

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    Quote Originally Posted by imbosile
    Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?



    So she can moan with the other
    ahahahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by imbosile
    Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?



    So she can moan with the other


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    Why did Hitler kill himself?
    The Jews sent him a gas bill





    Did you hear about the queer German?
    Ate Off Hitler





    Three women - a German, a Jew and a polack - all gave birth to seven pound baby boys at the same time. The nurses got the babies mixed up somehow and couldn't tell which baby belonged to which mother.
    After an hour of mass confusion the father of the German baby decided he would settle the problem. He walked into the nursery and lined up the three infants in a row. He then clicked his heels, raised his arm in a salute and shouted, "Heil Hitler!"
    The German baby snapped to attention, the Jewish baby shit it's pants and the polish baby played in it

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    Why do mexicans drive low-riders?






    So they can cruise and pick cabbage at the same time.

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    What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

    pizza doesn't scream when they go into the oven.

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    Juan, Carlos, and Antonio all jump off a cliff to see who hits the ground first. Who wins????







    Society

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    What do you call a mexican driving a BMW?







    Grand theft auto.

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    An asain man walks into the currency exchange with 2000 yen, and gets 72 dollars. A week later he comes back with another 2000 yen and only gets 66 dollars. He asks the casher why.
    The casher says"fluctuations"
    The asain man stormed out. On his way out the door he said "Fluc you americians too"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    An asain man walks into the currency exchange with 2000 yen, and gets 72 dollars. A week later he comes back with another 2000 yen and only gets 66 dollars. He asks the casher why.
    The casher says"fluctuations"
    The asain man stormed out. On his way out the door he said "Fluc you americians too"
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    what's 9 inches long, hard and white?


    yeah, i don't know either...
    not on my level. 이 원본은 외국어안에 있는다. when all else fails, try to prove your toughness over the internet.



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    what do you call a mexican chic with short legs? cuntswaylow

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    What is the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?






    A canoe tips

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    a penguin is going to see his parents when his car dies so he pulls into a gas station for the mechanic to look at it. Then mechanic says he'll look at it in 30 mins so the penguin goes across the street to get some vanilla ice cream. After he finishes he walks back across the street to the mechanic. The mechanic says, "looks like you blew a seal." Then the penguin says wiping his face,"oh no, i just had some ice cream across the street."

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