An white guy, black guy, and asian guy get stranded on an island. The white guy, taking charge tells the black guy to gather food and the asian guy to go for supplies. They head out and the white guy starts building some shelter. The black guy returns with food and they wait for the asian guy to come back. After a few hours, no asian guy. After a day, no asian guy. So they finally decide to go look for him. Just as the approach the bushes, the asian guy jumps out and yells "SUPPLIES!"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL
LIRL
Originally Posted by RaNdomGuy
reps
What do you call two Mexicans playing basket ball?
Juan on Juan
NWS FTW
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos
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What did Bruce lee order at Burger King?
A WHOPPPPPPPPPPPAAA
NWS FTW
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
Took her to a stucco wall and told her to read.
What DRINK did bruce lee order at Burger King??
a WATAAAHH
NWS FTW
an Illegal Mexican tried to cross the border, but eventually got caught by the Border Line patrol..
so the Patrol tells the Mexican "You know the law, you have to go back"
"No senor, please I have to go to USA! PLEASE SENOR!" replies the illegal Mexican,
So the patrol thinks its funny and tells him if he can make a sentence out of three words that is provided to him. then he can stay.
The illegal Mexican agrees. The three given words were " GREEN, PINK, and YELLOW"
and the Mexican said..
"The Phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, I PINK it up and sayz YELLOW?!?!?"
NWS FTW
Awww, I got kicked out of class for laughing so hard
what did the fish say when it hit the wall?
DAM!
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What do you call a fish with no eye?
fsh.
NWS FTW
how did hair stylist get to the party so fast?
he took a short cut...
NWS FTW
pretty funny stuff, must read... head to dig up this thread to find a joke from here,
the new guys will like it too
Epic thread is epic
A truck driver is driving down the road with a full load of bowling balls. It is raining.
He sees two black guys with bikes.
"Yeahhh man, our bicycle is broken down, both of us needs a ride."
"Ok", says the truck driver, "but I dont have room in the cab so you'll have to ride in the trailer."
A few miles later he gets pulled over by two troopers. One trooper is checking the tires, the brakes and when he opens the back doors, he yells out
"Emergency! Seal off the area!"
The other trooper comes running to see what the problem is.
"He's got a truckload of nigger eggs, two of them hatched, and they've already stolen bikes!!!
-2002 Subaru Impreza WRX Wagon
-2004 Nissan Sentra SE-R Spec V *boosted* (parting out)
DAMN LOL! thats fucked up but FUNNY!!
CANT STOP WHAT YOU CANT CATCH
:idb::boobies:I EAT PUSSY FOR REPS! LOL :boobies::idb:
Way Too Big
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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(ಠ_ృ) Riveting tale, chap.
rofl more reps!
Way Too Big
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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(ಠ_ృ) Riveting tale, chap.
Q: What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?
A: One drives through a stop sign, the other waits for it to turn green.
what do you call 100black people running down a hill?
a mud slide!
damn, i want that penis
what do you call 100white people running down a hill?
an avalanche!
damn, i want that penis
Epically gay qoute is epically gay. I bet your unhappiness will reach epic levels after you read this epic statement.
Why dont black kids play in the sandbox?
Cats will try to bury them
'93 5.0
Way Too Big
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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(ಠ_ృ) Riveting tale, chap.
LOLZ...kinda like:
Q: What's the difference between an alcoholic and a druggie?
A: One feels bad for stealing your purse, the other one will help you look for it.
Q: How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?
A: Throw them a golf ball.
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