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    You're lucky he wasn't craving for any kool aid and/or watermelon, then he would of had one of those "moments".

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    thats funny but i would have asked if he wanted my drink too.

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    Oh man I cant breath

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    why does someone need an 8 piece chicken dinner and 4 biscuits by themselves?

    eh.. funny as hell though.
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    awesome.

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    Orginally posted by 97accordjdm
    why does someone need an 8 piece chicken dinner and 4 biscuits by themselves?

    eh.. funny as hell though.
    Well, when you Hongray, especially for some chicken, small quanities won't cut it . I'm suprised he didn't ask for hot sauce too. Btw, I want my waffles, Ho

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    Fuck that lol, Only 10mph over. Keep the KFC, take the ticket to court. Judge would drop a 10over ticket with the quickness lol, unless the judge was hungry then it might cost you another $13

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    ~Waits for the black guy jokes~

    waiting for it also..racise/i hate nigger posts when somebody forgets to log off) seems to be the new bandwagon on here for the moment

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    haha. however...popeye > kfc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    ~Waits for the black guy jokes~
    haha thatas what im thinking. spor tmust be white. lol....jk man that sucks. Sry to hear but i would of done the same, but if he would of written a ticket i would have to the chicken back, haha

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    wow unusual pull over experience

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    if this happens to me, I"ll spike the drink with turbo lax and give it to the cop.

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    lol i'm callin bullshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport20
    Ok, I am driving to KFC cause I actually have some money and want to spend it on something good. I buy an 8 piece chicken dinner. Comes with 4 bisquits, 2 large sides(mash potatoes, and coleslaw). I am on my way home thinking of eating my grand feast when I get pulled over by a cop.

    Cop says, "YOU KNOW YOU WERE GOING 45 ON A 35 MPH road!?"

    me, "Oh I am sorry, I thought the next street begins with 40 mph"

    Cop, "What do you got there?"

    me "Just some chicken sir.:"

    Cop, "I am pretty hungry you know."

    me, "You want a piece."

    Cop, "I am a little more hungry than that."

    I GET THE FUCKING IDEA NOW. I KNOW WHAT WHERE THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GOING. I just hand him over the bag full of my family meal. I think, couple hundred dollars or 13 dollars?

    Cop, "Have a nice day, and drive safetly"

    MY FUCKING CHICKEN. MY MOTHERFUCKING CHICKEN! I AM SO FUCKING MAD AND HUNGRY. I DON'T WANT TO EAT GODDAMN SHRIMP FLAVORED RAMEN NOODLES.

    I BET HE WASN'T EVEN GONNA GIVE ME A DAMN TICKET BUT A WARNING.

    NO WONDER THESE BITCHES GET SHOT SatO MUCH WHEN PULLING PEOPLE OFF THE ROAD. FUCKING CORRUPT BITCHES.
    lmao at this story.hahahahhahhaha
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    omg you cussed

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    ^ seriously if you dont quit trying to get your post count up with those ignorant ass comments...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    ttt

    this shit is like 2 weeks old, why bump it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    shouldve told him you had a watermelon in the trunk...
    lol

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    lol i dont believe this!!!! cops can get free food everywhere y would they steal it?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by carito1
    lol i dont believe this!!!! cops can get free food everywhere y would they steal it?!

    ITZ MY CHICKENZ!!!!

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    ^^^ ROFL @ that pic

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    Why didn't it censor the word fuck on the thread title or description? Ah no censors. Bawlin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport20
    ITZ MY CHICKENZ!!!!

    lol funny lol
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    i woulda told that dumb SOB he can sit under the table while i eat my feast and catch some scraps and maybe a bone or two
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    I've herd some funny ass cop stories but this one tops the cake!

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    YOOO THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS!!! HAHAHA OMG.. I CAN"T STOP LAUGHIN.. HAHAHAHAHH DAMN MAN. . at least you didn't get a ticket
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