Ok, I am driving to KFC cause I actually have some money and want to spend it on something good. I buy an 8 piece chicken dinner. Comes with 4 bisquits, 2 large sides(mash potatoes, and coleslaw). I am on my way home thinking of eating my grand feast when I get pulled over by a cop.

Cop says, "YOU KNOW YOU WERE GOING 45 ON A 35 MPH road!?"

me, "Oh I am sorry, I thought the next street begins with 40 mph"

Cop, "What do you got there?"

me "Just some chicken sir.:"

Cop, "I am pretty hungry you know."

me, "You want a piece."

Cop, "I am a little more hungry than that."

I GET THE FUCKING IDEA NOW. I KNOW WHAT WHERE THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GOING. I just hand him over the bag full of my family meal. I think, couple hundred dollars or 13 dollars?

Cop, "Have a nice day, and drive safetly"

MY FUCKING CHICKEN. MY MOTHERFUCKING CHICKEN! I AM SO FUCKING MAD AND HUNGRY. I DON'T WANT TO EAT GODDAMN SHRIMP FLAVORED RAMEN NOODLES.

I BET HE WASN'T EVEN GONNA GIVE ME A DAMN TICKET BUT A WARNING.

NO WONDER THESE BITCHES GET SHOT SO MUCH WHEN PULLING PEOPLE OFF THE ROAD. FUCKING CORRUPT BITCHES.