what the FUCK.. cop confiscated my chicken v. wtf

You're lucky he wasn't craving for any kool aid and/or watermelon, then he would of had one of those "moments".

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: thats funny but i would have asked if he wanted my drink too.

:lmfao: :lmfao: Oh man I cant breath :lmfao: :lmfao:

why does someone need an 8 piece chicken dinner and 4 biscuits by themselves?

eh.. funny as hell though.

awesome. :)

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why does someone need an 8 piece chicken dinner and 4 biscuits by themselves?

eh.. funny as hell though.

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Well, when you Hongray, especially for some chicken, small quanities won't cut it :ninja: . I'm suprised he didn't ask for hot sauce too. Btw, I want my waffles, Ho

Fuck that lol, Only 10mph over. Keep the KFC, take the ticket to court. Judge would drop a 10over ticket with the quickness lol, unless the judge was hungry then it might cost you another $13

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waiting for it also..racise/i hate nigger posts when somebody forgets to log off) seems to be the new bandwagon on here for the moment :rolleyes:

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

haha. however...popeye > kfc.

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haha thatas what im thinking. spor tmust be white. lol....jk man that sucks. Sry to hear but i would of done the same, but if he would of written a ticket i would have to the chicken back, haha

wow unusual pull over experience

:thinking: if this happens to me, I"ll spike the drink with turbo lax and give it to the cop. :ninja: :devil: :bump: :D

lol i'm callin bullshit :lmao:

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Originally Posted by Sport20

Ok, I am driving to KFC cause I actually have some money and want to spend it on something good. I buy an 8 piece chicken dinner. Comes with 4 bisquits, 2 large sides(mash potatoes, and coleslaw). I am on my way home thinking of eating my grand feast when I get pulled over by a cop.

Cop says, "YOU KNOW YOU WERE GOING 45 ON A 35 MPH road!?"

me, "Oh I am sorry, I thought the next street begins with 40 mph"

Cop, "What do you got there?"

me "Just some chicken sir.:"

Cop, "I am pretty hungry you know."

me, "You want a piece."

Cop, "I am a little more hungry than that."

I GET THE FUCKING IDEA NOW. I KNOW WHAT WHERE THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GOING. I just hand him over the bag full of my family meal. I think, couple hundred dollars or 13 dollars?

Cop, "Have a nice day, and drive safetly"

MY FUCKING CHICKEN. MY MOTHERFUCKING CHICKEN! I AM SO FUCKING MAD AND HUNGRY. I DON'T WANT TO EAT GODDAMN SHRIMP FLAVORED RAMEN NOODLES.

I BET HE WASN'T EVEN GONNA GIVE ME A DAMN TICKET BUT A WARNING.

NO WONDER THESE BITCHES GET SHOT SatO MUCH WHEN PULLING PEOPLE OFF THE ROAD. FUCKING CORRUPT BITCHES.

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lmao at this story.hahahahhahhaha

omg you cussed

^ seriously if you dont quit trying to get your post count up with those ignorant ass comments...

L.O.L.

Sports panda bear sig made me laugh too
so did shagnwagn's.

+1 if you had a sig that made me laugh tonight

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:lmfao: this shit is like 2 weeks old, why bump it?

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shouldve told him you had a watermelon in the trunk...

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lol

lol i dont believe this!!!! cops can get free food everywhere y would they steal it?!

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Originally Posted by carito1

lol i dont believe this!!!! cops can get free food everywhere y would they steal it?!

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ITZ MY CHICKENZ!!!!

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n...osh/wui81i.jpg

^^^ ROFL @ that pic

Why didn't it censor the word fuck on the thread title or description? Ah no censors. Bawlin.

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ITZ MY CHICKENZ!!!!

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n...osh/wui81i.jpg

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lol funny lol

i woulda told that dumb SOB he can sit under the table while i eat my feast and catch some scraps and maybe a bone or two

I've herd some funny ass cop stories but this one tops the cake!

YOOO THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS!!! HAHAHA OMG.. I CAN"T STOP LAUGHIN.. HAHAHAHAHH DAMN MAN. . at least you didn't get a ticket