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    Default what the FUCK.. cop confiscated my chicken v. wtf

    Ok, I am driving to KFC cause I actually have some money and want to spend it on something good. I buy an 8 piece chicken dinner. Comes with 4 bisquits, 2 large sides(mash potatoes, and coleslaw). I am on my way home thinking of eating my grand feast when I get pulled over by a cop.

    Cop says, "YOU KNOW YOU WERE GOING 45 ON A 35 MPH road!?"

    me, "Oh I am sorry, I thought the next street begins with 40 mph"

    Cop, "What do you got there?"

    me "Just some chicken sir.:"

    Cop, "I am pretty hungry you know."

    me, "You want a piece."

    Cop, "I am a little more hungry than that."

    I GET THE FUCKING IDEA NOW. I KNOW WHAT WHERE THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GOING. I just hand him over the bag full of my family meal. I think, couple hundred dollars or 13 dollars?

    Cop, "Have a nice day, and drive safetly"

    MY FUCKING CHICKEN. MY MOTHERFUCKING CHICKEN! I AM SO FUCKING MAD AND HUNGRY. I DON'T WANT TO EAT GODDAMN SHRIMP FLAVORED RAMEN NOODLES.

    I BET HE WASN'T EVEN GONNA GIVE ME A DAMN TICKET BUT A WARNING.

    NO WONDER THESE BITCHES GET SHOT SO MUCH WHEN PULLING PEOPLE OFF THE ROAD. FUCKING CORRUPT BITCHES.
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    This has to be a joke right?
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    Happened at like 1....im soo pissed
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    lol
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    ~Waits for the black guy jokes~
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    ~Waits for the black guy jokes~

    OOOOOo the cop was black. Now I understand. Thanks Ran!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
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    waiting for it also..racise/i hate nigger posts when somebody forgets to log off) seems to be the new bandwagon on here for the moment
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    ~Waits for the black guy jokes~
    haha thatas what im thinking. spor tmust be white. lol....jk man that sucks. Sry to hear but i would of done the same, but if he would of written a ticket i would have to the chicken back, haha
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    Where the fuck is MY CHICKEN AT BITCH!!!???
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    so he stole you chicken? LOL
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    funniest thing ive heard all day.



    rather have some ramen noodles than a ticket
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    Quote Originally Posted by never_finished
    funniest thing ive heard all day.



    rather have some ramen noodles than a ticket

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    buahahahahahha............So funny. You should have ask someone to drive you back and ask the cop if he threw out the pieces that you accidently sneezed in. :rofl:

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    shouldve told him you had a watermelon in the trunk...
    FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    shouldve told him you had a watermelon in the trunk...
    lol
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    this has to be Bullshit .. hahah
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    HAHA that sounds pretty cool to me actually...lol i wish that would happen to me
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    I would give him the chicken but I would have to keep the biscuits.
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    I've herd some funny ass cop stories but this one tops the cake!
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    I'd have spit in the bag as I handed it to him.

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    shit, if i go to KFC im getting mac and cheese no doubt
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    Fuck that.

    KFC bowls ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Fuck that.

    KFC bowls ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    What pissed me off even fucking more is that when he started driving away with my chicken and biscuits and shit, the motherfucking cop had dice in the mirror. What a faggot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport20
    the motherfucking cop had dice in the mirror.
    License plate said Fresh, and had dice on the mirror!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport20
    What pissed me off even fucking more is that when he started driving away with my chicken and biscuits and shit, the motherfucking cop had dice in the mirror. What a faggot.
    ^ That makes it even funnier!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
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    Well look at it this way...it was 13 dollars of chicken or 75 dollars of cash for the speeding ticket...
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    Get the fuck outta here if that is real that is the funniest shit I have ever heard a cop do.

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