Ok, I am driving to KFC cause I actually have some money and want to spend it on something good. I buy an 8 piece chicken dinner. Comes with 4 bisquits, 2 large sides(mash potatoes, and coleslaw). I am on my way home thinking of eating my grand feast when I get pulled over by a cop.
Cop says, "YOU KNOW YOU WERE GOING 45 ON A 35 MPH road!?"
me, "Oh I am sorry, I thought the next street begins with 40 mph"
Cop, "What do you got there?"
me "Just some chicken sir.:"
Cop, "I am pretty hungry you know."
me, "You want a piece."
Cop, "I am a little more hungry than that."
I GET THE FUCKING IDEA NOW. I KNOW WHAT WHERE THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GOING. I just hand him over the bag full of my family meal. I think, couple hundred dollars or 13 dollars?
Cop, "Have a nice day, and drive safetly"
MY FUCKING CHICKEN. MY MOTHERFUCKING CHICKEN! I AM SO FUCKING MAD AND HUNGRY. I DON'T WANT TO EAT GODDAMN SHRIMP FLAVORED RAMEN NOODLES.
I BET HE WASN'T EVEN GONNA GIVE ME A DAMN TICKET BUT A WARNING.
NO WONDER THESE BITCHES GET SHOT SO MUCH WHEN PULLING PEOPLE OFF THE ROAD. FUCKING CORRUPT BITCHES.




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but shows how some cops are. he could have had my chicken for a ticket, but we would have been rollin had he touched my biscuits
