Definately not the biggest lie, but a humurous one!!

Me and a buddy were traveling down to south beach for his bachelor weekend party and stopped at a restaurant in tifton. We ordered some steak and drank a few beers and our (ugly ass high school pre teen) waitress asked us what we were doing later on, (she thought we seemed like so much fun?? what the f%$# does that mean) I told her that we were headed to this huge ass party that was only a couple of miles from the restaurant. She proceeded to try and milk info out of us and finally after about a half hour she asked if she could come with us. My buddy knowing that I was making the whole story up decided that I had taken it to far.. so he intervenes and politely told the girl that he was married, So I rudely told the girl that I was not and proceeded to ask her if she had any hot friends. Lets just say that she was pissed and made another waitress come bring us our check. Thank the lord that I had already eaten!