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  1. 07-11-2006, 07:32 AM #121
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    i didn't say make up a lie 2.2l
    your best lie was pretendin you could read and comprehend through high school

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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    She lies!!! Those are MY lips in her avatar!
    Lol...No need to lie...Indeed they are mine

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    ^^ You sure? Let me lick 'em and see if it feels familiar. They look like mine to me!!
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    The best lie is when a single prego bitch claims shes happy being pregnant. How in the fuck is having a bastard child the best thing thats happened to them? Muahahaha
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    OH HELL NAH

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    OH SHIT SON!
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    Quote Originally Posted by knee_grow
    The best lie is when a single prego bitch claims shes happy being pregnant. How in the fuck is having a bastard child the best thing thats happened to them? Muahahaha
    DAYUM!!!! I'ma pull up a chair RIGHT HERE and watch this shit. It's goin' DOWN SON!!!
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    Shit we all know its the truth. I've haven't known a young single mother just admit...YES I MADE A MISTAKE. It's always some shit about how happy they are.. WTF..it took gettin knocked to open your eyes to the obstacle we call life? They need to stop tryin to play off the fact they were a piece of ass....that's it! Just a quick and easy lay. Thank god I don't live in Ga anymore. Our tax dollars will be going to help raise those kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    ^^ You sure? Let me lick 'em and see if it feels familiar. They look like mine to me!!

    lol...Nice come back...Speechless..

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    whoaz wth is going on in here ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by THAT BOY !!!
    whoaz wth is going on in here ..

    Did u read that shit? Damn...damn...damn

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    yea scrappy gunna get scrappy ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3.14
    one time i was on a pretty popular car forum and i told everyone that i had a friend that lived up north somewhere that he had a crappily kitted prelude and that his other car was a gallardo. that was a good one.
    low blow, think i've heard that one B4


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    my funniest lie: a friend of mine(white kid) had this rediculously powerful pellet rifle when i was in 8th grade, scoped and everything. well this chick i was fucking with at the time had pissed me off and there were about 8 of us at his house that day. well i went to the backyard to start pickin off wildlife and she came out into the backyard looking for me. i was in the far corner of the yard and wasnt seen. i put her on the scope and all she knows is that the sliding glass door next to her shatters and i jump up like "OMG, i thought this thing was empty!!!" she's shaking and crying and all her little friends are like "OMG you almost hit her!!" i'm like "i thought it was empty?! i'm sorry!!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    my funniest lie: a friend of mine(white kid) had this rediculously powerful pellet rifle when i was in 8th grade, scoped and everything. well this chick i was fucking with at the time had pissed me off and there were about 8 of us at his house that day. well i went to the backyard to start pickin off wildlife and she came out into the backyard looking for me. i was in the far corner of the yard and wasnt seen. i put her on the scope and all she knows is that the sliding glass door next to her shatters and i jump up like "OMG, i thought this thing was empty!!!" she's shaking and crying and all her little friends are like "OMG you almost hit her!!" i'm like "i thought it was empty?! i'm sorry!!"

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    ^^ I'm telling!
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    fuck guys...
    fuck em all! I'm thru with guys!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx
    fuck guys...
    fuck em all! I'm thru with guys!!!!!!
    well we dont want you anyway

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    i wasnt a bad kid though.....
    ~smirks~


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    Quote Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx
    fuck guys...
    fuck em all! I'm thru with guys!!!!!!
    u can fuck 'em all if you want to, but, i'd recommed you either fuck with AHMONRAH or BABY J. you'll be thru with all other guys!! if not dont make me go find my childhood buddy with the scoped pellet gun !!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    u can fuck 'em all if you want to, but, i'd recommed you either fuck with AHMONRAH or BABY J. you'll be thru with all other guys!! if not dont make me go find my childhood buddy with the scoped pellet gun !!!
    +1 HA HA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by knee_grow
    The best lie is when a single prego bitch claims shes happy being pregnant. How in the fuck is having a bastard child the best thing thats happened to them? Muahahaha
    ~~~~HOLDS HEAD WITH BOTH HANDS~~~~~ Geezan aages.....
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    oh...another lie....."i just want to put the head in..."


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    BWA BWA HA HA HA!!!! "I know it's big, but I will be gentle I swear!" LMAO!!!
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    oh...another lie....."i just want to put the head in..."
    That a classic one that I have used many and many of times.....

    Here is another one.. Nah babes I just want to feel how wett it is
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    "We don't have to have sex. I just wanna eat it."



    * 5 mins later*



    "OH! OH! OH! OH BABY J!" LOL
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    heres a good lie

    "baby j makes good threads and/or posts. and he is well respected"

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    heres a good lie

    "baby j makes good threads and/or posts. and he is well respected"

    I've made plenty of good threads. Most depend on the ability of people to think outside the box, or people to see sarcasm... something this site lacks at times. But I live again to post another day. LOL. Ass!!! LOL
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    yea I think outside the box nigga, but the shit you post sometimes, I dont know what box you were in to begin with.. wow
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    wild!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    BWA BWA HA HA HA!!!! "I know it's big, but I will be gentle I swear!" LMAO!!!
    bwahahahaa!!! 2 strokes later , swingin for the fences!!!!


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    it's good the think outside the box. i guess i always do, it's crowded in there. i'm claustrophobic.


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    "just the tip..." LOL

    or how about "i swear, i don't know who that bitch is"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
    my grandmother died, that's why i didn't show up for the test. erk, i feel bad about that one, lol.
    True story.
    I once approached an employee and asked him if he believed in reincarnation. Puzzeled, he replied "no". I kindly agree and asked him to pack up his desk, as his "dead" grandmother was on line #2.

    Ok, so it's not true. But you laughed and that made it worthwhile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Black R
    "just the tip..." LOL

    or how about "i swear, i don't know who that bitch is"
    hell yeah!! or "i'll just go in all the way ONCE and i'll pull out." (and in, and out, and in, and out, and in, and out, OMG, did you cum?!?, oh....MY TURN!)


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