my funniest lie: a friend of mine(white kid) had this rediculously powerful pellet rifle when i was in 8th grade, scoped and everything. well this chick i was fucking with at the time had pissed me off and there were about 8 of us at his house that day. well i went to the backyard to start pickin off wildlife and she came out into the backyard looking for me. i was in the far corner of the yard and wasnt seen. i put her on the scope and all she knows is that the sliding glass door next to her shatters and i jump up like "OMG, i thought this thing was empty!!!" she's shaking and crying and all her little friends are like "OMG you almost hit her!!" i'm like "i thought it was empty?! i'm sorry!!"