Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
my funniest lie: a friend of mine(white kid) had this rediculously powerful pellet rifle when i was in 8th grade, scoped and everything. well this chick i was fucking with at the time had pissed me off and there were about 8 of us at his house that day. well i went to the backyard to start pickin off wildlife and she came out into the backyard looking for me. i was in the far corner of the yard and wasnt seen. i put her on the scope and all she knows is that the sliding glass door next to her shatters and i jump up like "OMG, i thought this thing was empty!!!" she's shaking and crying and all her little friends are like "OMG you almost hit her!!" i'm like "i thought it was empty?! i'm sorry!!"

bwahaha