Best lies

**B16a2 Civic** · 05-26-2005, 03:42 PM

i noticed alot of people on here lie, plus i known a few liars in my lifetime

Two Part Thread:

What is the best lie you told and how long did it last?
did you ever get caught?

And who is the biggest liar you know ( weather it be on here or off the pc)

**Spyder** · 05-26-2005, 04:10 PM

i dont have anything worthy to add to this thread other then, this could get interesting.

**B16a2 Civic** · 05-26-2005, 04:13 PM

it could ...but these gaylord fawkers are acting like that they dont lie......i remember when i took my dads car ( before it was mine) dodge stealth twin turbo for a lil ride and hit a deer.....i parked it back in teh driveway and woke my dad up and was liek " i think someone hit our car"....he didn't even look up at me and said, " i heard you leave so go to your room and we'll talk about it in the mornin...."..lets just say i didn't go to sleep and the car got fixed....thanks to me

**batlbrandon** · 05-26-2005, 04:18 PM

LOL good one. I wrecked my car in the snow back home, I slid into a parked car and knocked on the door but no one answered so I left. the y live a block away and KNEW i hit their car but never said nothing. I told my parents someone hit me while I was parked, never got caught.

I was just starting to date a girl once and we were makin out one night, she starts to cry and kinda freaked me out. So I tried to console her and ask what was wrong. She proceeds to tell me "I like you so much but there is something I gotta tell you" You can imagine whats goin through my head right? So then she tells me that she has the HERPES! OH FUCK, HELL NO! (in my head) but I tell her its ok and that I don't think any less of her. (bullshit) I didn't talk to her again after that night. THANK GOD SHE TOLD ME BEFORE WE GOT THAT FAR!

**Kristi** · 05-26-2005, 04:30 PM

the biggest liar i have ever met is my brother - he is a pathological liar.

i think the biggest lie i ever told was I'm a lesbian - to this ugly guy hitting on me.

**Spyder** · 05-26-2005, 04:32 PM

hahahaa this is getting good

**batlbrandon** · 05-26-2005, 04:34 PM

does being a bullshitter constitute as a liar? cause I know some WORLD CLASS bullshitters.

**B16a2 Civic** · 05-26-2005, 04:37 PM

Lol, bullshitting to me is worse then liars, i know certified bullshitters

i remember this one time tho....i was late for work...and i told them someone broke into my car and didn't take nothin but my hood was popped so i was scared someone messed with my engine and i didn't want to drive it to work cuz i wanted to get it looked at, i drove my friends car that day and he drove mine...i got off...i used to be late allllll the time Lol

**HyPer50** · 05-26-2005, 04:55 PM

The dog ate my homework.

**Dragonfly5338** · 05-26-2005, 05:02 PM

my grandmother died, that's why i didn't show up for the test. erk, i feel bad about that one, lol.

**HEATON** · 05-26-2005, 06:26 PM

"Hunny OF COURSE i love you"..lol dayum thats wrong i retract that..
(Hell NEWSWEEK can why cant i?)

**Truegiant** · 05-26-2005, 06:41 PM

Definately not the biggest lie, but a humurous one!!

Me and a buddy were traveling down to south beach for his bachelor weekend party and stopped at a restaurant in tifton. We ordered some steak and drank a few beers and our (ugly ass high school pre teen) waitress asked us what we were doing later on, (she thought we seemed like so much fun?? what the f%$# does that mean) I told her that we were headed to this huge ass party that was only a couple of miles from the restaurant. She proceeded to try and milk info out of us and finally after about a half hour she asked if she could come with us. My buddy knowing that I was making the whole story up decided that I had taken it to far.. so he intervenes and politely told the girl that he was married, So I rudely told the girl that I was not and proceeded to ask her if she had any hot friends. Lets just say that she was pissed and made another waitress come bring us our check. Thank the lord that I had already eaten!

**speedminded** · 05-26-2005, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by Truegiant

Definately not the biggest lie, but a humurous one!!

how about that time me and you were at hooters after the final four (Mmmm...alabama cheerleader, yum) and we had all the waitresses sitting with us and everyone was getting pissed cause they weren't getting any service...

oh yeah, we kept pointing to the two empty seats on the tv's...we could be there but we just got bored and wanted some wings.

**Truegiant** · 05-26-2005, 07:16 PM

I remember that night. The hooter's waitress was talking about buying the kamasutra book! I remember leaving geo and heading to the final four with the floor seats! That was a great night! That cheerleader was dumb but she sure was a hot!

**B16a2 Civic** · 05-27-2005, 10:43 AM

bump bitches, i want more lies

**Kevykev** · 05-27-2005, 10:44 AM

^ My caulk is small!

**B16a2 Civic** · 05-27-2005, 10:46 AM

not autobiography, lies my friend....lies Lol.....
oh wait your black...
next lie please

**Kevykev** · 05-27-2005, 10:49 AM

lie let's see, it told my..... oh shit,,,,, anh that's too foul..

i don't even lie anymore because of this....

**Ruiner** · 05-27-2005, 11:12 AM

People that lie on a message board in order to gain some sorta of status have issues. Honestly, they have serious issues.

**Kevykev** · 05-27-2005, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by Ruiner

People that lie on a message board in order to gain some sorta of status have issues. Honestly, they have serious issues.

Call 'em out!

No... all joke aside, Seriously cal em out.

**Ruiner** · 05-27-2005, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by Kevykev

Call 'em out!

No... all joke aside, Seriously cal em out.

I wish that I knew. I don't keep up with enough people on IA.com to know if they are lying or not. I don't have that time. I just think that it is sad that people lie about shit like that.

**Kevykev** · 05-27-2005, 11:27 AM

^ you've just inspired me to start call out thread about people who blatantly lie.

I started a thread about liars on the old forum, it personally makes me sick, especially when you know the person is lying as they are speaking to you....just wanna fukin' stop, turn around, and walk away as they are speaking

I just think of it as a form of flatery sometimes but still, it's pathetic.

**Ruiner** · 05-27-2005, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by Kevykev

^ you've just inspired me to start call out thread about people who blatantly lie.

I started a thread about liars on the old forum, it personally makes me sick, especially when you know the person is lying as they are speaking to you....just wanna fukin' stop, turn around, and walk away as they are speaking

I just think of it as a form of flatery sometimes but still, it's pathetic.

I'd be up for that.

**B16a2 Civic** · 05-27-2005, 11:38 AM

bring em out bring em out....its hard to yell when the barrels in ya mouth

**B16a2 Civic** · 07-07-2006, 11:49 AM

hell nah

**Ms Dollar** · 07-07-2006, 11:51 AM

I have never lied about anything here online...I am a perfect angel

**B16a2 Civic** · 07-07-2006, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by swtgapeach421

I have never lied about anything here online...I am a perfect angel

seriously?
did you just lie to me

**HalfBaked** · 07-07-2006, 11:56 AM

I'm actually a 48 year old woman who drives a volvo station wagon.

I had you all going though!

**B16a2 Civic** · 07-07-2006, 11:57 AM

can i holla?

**Ms Dollar** · 07-07-2006, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic

seriously?
did you just lie to me

Nah I would never lie to you B...For real though I have never lied about anything on here. I have no reason to.

**HvyArms** · 07-07-2006, 11:57 AM

I got pulled over recently for driving on the Median, and the cops comes with the whole ID and Ins bit. Now, my car has Swedish plates that read '911-CIA'. So the cop says "you have state ID, and your Ins is in the state of GA, why do you have foriegn plates?" I told him that my cousin who sold me the car, worked for the CIA in Stokholm, he purchased the car and had it shipped here. Which is partly true, but the point is that it confused the hell out of the cop. Long story short, he didnt give me a ticket.

**B16a2 Civic** · 07-07-2006, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by swtgapeach421

Nah I would never lie to you B...For real though I have never lied about anything on here. I have no reason to.

tru tru, i dont think i lied on here, if i did, it must have been a spur of teh moment type thing

**Leisa** · 07-07-2006, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic

hell nah

way to bring up a dead thread B... props to you

**B16a2 Civic** · 07-07-2006, 12:00 PM

Originally Posted by Leisa

way to bring up a dead thread B... props to you

i was reading thru my old threads and this one was good, just never peaked like it should......it was about some drama back then, i forgot what tho

**Ms Dollar** · 07-07-2006, 12:00 PM

Leisa!!! I have an interview on Monday...Yay for me!!

**4dmin** · 07-07-2006, 12:03 PM

lol good thread... people strive to impress. i guess they can't be comfortable enough in their hollow shells to just be themselves.

speaking of status... i heard a study that 30% of cell phone users purposely talk in public to look important or act like they are talking even though they aren't on the phone. lol thats funny.

i think best liars are women... "its a good size", "it happens all the time", "best i ever had", etc...

**HalfBaked** · 07-07-2006, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by admin

i think best liars are women... "its a good size", "it happens all the time", "best i ever had", etc...

Lies you frequently hear?

**Leisa** · 07-07-2006, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by swtgapeach421

Leisa!!! I have an interview on Monday...Yay for me!!

is it the 2nd interview?

**4dmin** · 07-07-2006, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by HalfBaked

Lies you frequently hear?

YOU SAID IT WAS A GOOD SIZE

**Ms Dollar** · 07-07-2006, 12:07 PM

No it's an interview at Planet Beach, but the District Manager from LA Fitness called me back yesterday and said she wanted to meet with me today. I tried calling her at the East Cobb store but she had just stepped out. It is next to impossible to get in touch with her!

The second interview for the A/P position though I won't hear about until next week because the hiring manager is out of town until Monday.

Trying to keep my hopes up something should come along soon.

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