Best lies

[batlbrandon]

LOL good one. I wrecked my car in the snow back home, I slid into a parked car and knocked on the door but no one answered so I left. the y live a block away and KNEW i hit their car but never said nothing. I told my parents someone hit me while I was parked, never got caught.

I was just starting to date a girl once and we were makin out one night, she starts to cry and kinda freaked me out. So I tried to console her and ask what was wrong. She proceeds to tell me "I like you so much but there is something I gotta tell you" You can imagine whats goin through my head right? So then she tells me that she has the HERPES! OH FUCK, HELL NO! (in my head) but I tell her its ok and that I don't think any less of her. (bullshit) I didn't talk to her again after that night. THANK GOD SHE TOLD ME BEFORE WE GOT THAT FAR!