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  1. 07-10-2006, 06:18 AM #1
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    LIRL at the beatdown stories.

    The main lesson I learned from my dad was this - If that man is mad enough to have the belt out, I musta done something BAD. Like, end of the world 7 deadly sins bad. Little poofy haired blonde kid running through the house with the neverending scream going (you know, the one where kids scream and it's like they never need a breath?)... BIG man lumbering after, belt in hand. And no matter how fast I ran, he could always WALK and be right behind me. ooooooooh makes my butt sting just thinking about it. And then there was mom. I remember I was about 8 and she thwacked me one good one with a spatula on the shoulder (I was sneaking cookies). Trying to be hard, I looked at her and laughed. She let me laugh for a minute. Just as I turned to go, she fucking CONNECTED with the back of my head with the wooden spoon. DEAR GOD THE PAIN! I ran off crying like a little bitch. Note to self. Never laugh at already angry mother....

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
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  2. 07-10-2006, 07:21 AM #2
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    AHAHHAHA..^^^^
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  3. 07-10-2006, 02:56 PM #3
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    and remember the saying kids, "This hurts me more than it hurts you....."
    I got free clear tails with my ride.....
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  4. 07-10-2006, 03:00 PM #4
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    shoot her below the hip

    i know you love my swagger
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  5. 07-10-2006, 03:02 PM #5
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    below the belt

    make it count
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  6. 07-10-2006, 03:03 PM #6
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    yea, btw...with your husband....is you happy?

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    yea girl, if your husband makes you wanna cry and beats on you all the time, and aint layin the pipe right, well..... I host whats called "escape" nights, its kinda small right now, it would just be me and you pretty much, hangin at my pad.. maybe a lil r kelly in the background. but you should come check it out, let me know and I'll put you on the list

    I dont see nothin wroooooooooong........
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  8. 07-10-2006, 03:08 PM #8
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    dont miss the oppurtunity

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  9. 07-10-2006, 03:08 PM #9
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    cmon girl, you know you want to
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    and either before or after your session at "escape", you can join my focus group called " nymphonomy"......word to big bird son

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  11. 07-10-2006, 03:11 PM #11
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    you betta act fast girl
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  12. 07-10-2006, 03:12 PM #12
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    limited time offer, while supplies last.....but i have endless supply

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  13. 07-10-2006, 08:00 PM #13
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    i know i was just messin with ya... you don't have to leave
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    Quote Originally Posted by DnBmama05
    i know i was just messin with ya... you don't have to leave
    ~Comes back~

    Oh, okay.

    So what's good?
    --RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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  15. 07-11-2006, 08:33 AM #15
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    ???

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  16. 07-11-2006, 09:03 PM #16
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    boobs.
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  17. 07-11-2006, 09:09 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by DnBmama05
    boobs.
    Are great!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DnBmama05
    boobs.
    See my title. I need to take a pic of the back of my SUV.
    --RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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  19. 07-11-2006, 09:16 PM #19
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    LOL even LITTLE boys love em... my son tries to pull at my bikini top and i'm like NOOO SIR not yours!
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