Quote Originally Posted by d-ninja
hahahaa my mom beat me with a bleach bottle cuz she was doin laundry and i had walked in the house with muddy shoes....(brand new carpet back then, but now replaced with tiles/wood)

also got beat with everything on that list, cept the flyswatter...got beat with the handle...the metal part....my mom used to beat my face in with her belt like fuckin pootietang
Man one time I was gettin whooped with a belt and decided it'd be a good idea to sit down real fast so the belt would go over my head and miss and give me a quick break..... Nope, I mis-timed the hell out of it and got caught in the back of the neck and head. Worst part was that my dad kept his grip on my arm, pulled me back up and kept going. Needless to say, I never tried sitting down again after that.