Just venting...

shoot her below the hip

below the belt

make it count

yea, btw...with your husband....is you happy?

yea girl, if your husband makes you wanna cry and beats on you all the time, and aint layin the pipe right, well..... I host whats called "escape" nights, its kinda small right now, it would just be me and you pretty much, hangin at my pad.. maybe a lil r kelly in the background. but you should come check it out, let me know and I'll put you on the list

I dont see nothin wroooooooooong........

dont miss the oppurtunity

cmon girl, you know you want to

and either before or after your session at "escape", you can join my focus group called " nymphonomy"......word to big bird son

you betta act fast girl

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Originally Posted by JustinSane110™

Thats what happens when parents are scared to beat their kids, gettin your ass beat builds character, haha. Ain't nothing wrong with a good ass whoopin' with any of the following:

Belt.
http://www.cottage-workplace.com/wor...photo/belt.jpg

Extension Cord
http://www.asubookstores.com/college...ion%20cord.jpg

Hot Wheels Track
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Houseshoe
http://www.presentandcollect.co.uk/a...toner_logo.gif

Flyswatter
http://www.atstecks.com/Merchant2/gr...flyswatter.jpg

Switch
http://members.tripod.com/jay_cloth_sectioned/twig.jpg

Garden Hose
http://www.floridaswater.com/images/tipshose.jpg

:lmfao: :lmfao:

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you forgot coat hanger

limited time offer, while supplies last.....but i have endless supply

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Originally Posted by BTLFED

Sorry. I stopped reading here.








:tongue:

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:rolleyes: i'm sure you loved the part about him taking his dog out ;) for the record, whoever asked -i'm happy with my man's pipe layin lol and thanks, but no thanks for the offers... i do plan on staying married for a little while longer :yes: about the post about paintball guns... we did actually think about that. sounded great to me :goodjob:

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Originally Posted by DnBmama05

:rolleyes: i'm sure you loved the part about him taking his dog out ;) for the record, whoever asked -i'm happy with my man's pipe layin lol and thanks, but no thanks for the offers... i do plan on staying married for a little while longer :yes: about the post about paintball guns... we did actually think about that. sounded great to me :goodjob:

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It was a joke. Sorry, I won't let it happen again.

~leaves~

i know i was just messin with ya... you don't have to leave

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Originally Posted by DnBmama05

i know i was just messin with ya... you don't have to leave

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~Comes back~

Oh, okay.

So what's good?

???

boobs.

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Originally Posted by DnBmama05

boobs.

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Are great! :D

LOL even LITTLE boys love em... my son tries to pull at my bikini top and i'm like NOOO SIR not yours!

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Originally Posted by DnBmama05

boobs.

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See my title. I need to take a pic of the back of my SUV.