haha house shoe... that's for pussies... more like a high heel to the ass! j/k... we already use a fly swatter on cayden when he's into something he shouldn't be... we don't hit him hard, but he knows when we say we're gonna get the fly swatter to stop what he's doing (my husband's parents have done it with all their grandkids and it's worked) i dunno bout the extension cord LOL but the hose - that would have been handy since we have a big yellow one outside... coulda lassoed (sp?) one of em up and shoved the nozzle up the other's ass... then turn the water on...