A minister decided to do something a little

different one Sunday morning. He said "Today, in church, I am going to

say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single

word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.

The pastor shouted out " CROSS "

Immediately the congregation started singing in

unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS "

The pastor hollered out " GRACE" The

congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound "

The pastor said " POWER" The congregation sang

"THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD "

The Pastor said "SEX " The congregation fell

into total silence.

Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began

to look around at each other afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of

the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to

sing "PREC!IOUS MEMORIES "