WONDER HOW MANY TIMES THIS HAS HAPPENED

DUI GEORGIA STYLE Only a GEORGIAN could think of this...from the county
where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Savannah, Georgia.
After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he
could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes,
with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his
keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and
drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine,
dry summer night) -- flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times, honked
the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few
inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some
more of the other patron vehicles left. At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out
of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer,
having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the
flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer
test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having
consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it." said the truly proud Redneck.
"Tonight I'm the designated decoy."