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    A minister decided to do something a little

    different one Sunday morning. He said "Today, in church, I am going to

    say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single

    word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.

    The pastor shouted out " CROSS "

    Immediately the congregation started singing in

    unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS "

    The pastor hollered out " GRACE" The

    congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound "

    The pastor said " POWER" The congregation sang

    "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD "

    The Pastor said "SEX " The congregation fell

    into total silence.

    Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began

    to look around at each other afraid to say anything.

    Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of

    the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to

    sing "PREC!IOUS MEMORIES "

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    Quote Originally Posted by world-insight
    A minister decided to do something a little

    different one Sunday morning. He said "Today, in church, I am going to

    say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single

    word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.

    The pastor shouted out " CROSS "

    Immediately the congregation started singing in

    unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS "

    The pastor hollered out " GRACE" The

    congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound "

    The pastor said " POWER" The congregation sang

    "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD "

    The Pastor said "SEX " The congregation fell

    into total silence.

    Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began

    to look around at each other afraid to say anything.

    Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of

    the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to

    sing "PREC!IOUS MEMORIES "

    haha this one is great.

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