Quote Originally Posted by David88vert View Post
Seems like the last American car you were in was probably built in the 60s or 70s.
They've changed?

Live axles?... Still there
Thirsty, Asthmatic engines... Still there
Modern Styling?... Nope, in fact they've gone backwards because they couldn't think of any new shit.
The bench seat I already told you was indisputable, so why dispute it?
Ugly interiors that were made by bean counters and not designers... Check
Ditto for the cheap interior switches and handles made in China by child slave labor and painted with Mercury based paint... Yep

Here are the facts. Fact: Toyota, Nissan, Honda, Kia, Mercedes, BMW and others are made in America.

Fact: Ford cars are made in Mexico and half of the cars built contain illegal aliens stashed in the trunk when they ship them across the border.

Fact: GM (owned by our government) just announced their next plant will be made in Mexico as well. Because if you're going to build a crappy car, you might as well do it cheap.

Fact: Honda does not give their workers Meth on their lunch break like American car companies do.

Fact: I just farted

Fact: The metric system is just better.

Fact: The Mustang is a pony car... Not a Muscle car. It was built for secretaries to drive.

Fact: The movie Transformers wasn't really that good at all, but Micheal Bay directed it so it had lots of shit blow up. Which always solves gaping holes in a plot.