You work in the fast-food industry.... you don't need to be a rocket scientist

[Me86Rob]

maybe you should read the bottom of the cupon next time you decided to be a douchebag. I know it says "only one per customer" or "this cupon not valid with any other offers"

jesus fuck you think she is the retard? Id rather lose a customer because he was being an idiot than get fired over an idiot customer. Think about it from her point. There is some skinny douchebag causing a scene because he cant read fine print on a cupon. So what does she do? Give in to your demands and lose her job, or tell you to fuck off. I know which one I have done when in her situation. You are the reason america is the worst fucking place to live.

[BABY J]

maybe you should read the bottom of the cupon next time you decided to be a douchebag. I know it says "only one per customer" or "this cupon not valid with any other offers"

jesus fuck you think she is the retard? Id rather lose a customer because he was being an idiot than get fired over an idiot customer. Think about it from her point. There is some skinny douchebag causing a scene because he cant read fine print on a cupon. So what does she do? Give in to your demands and lose her job, or tell you to fuck off. I know which one I have done when in her situation. You are the reason america is the worst fucking place to live.

Where else have you lived other than America?

[Doppelgänger]

Wait - the OP prob walks in and says "Yes, I'd like to order one of your $15 dollar 3-Foot-Longs."

Yup, I'd walk in and say "Yes, I would like three 12" subs" and before they ring me up I'd tell them I have a coupon for 3-12" subs for $15

[BABY J]

Wait - the OP prob walks in and says "Yes, I'd like to order one of your $15 dollar 3-Foot-Longs."

Fuck that - as long as we're spending we may as well order up one of their $20 dollar 4-foot-longs and have them split it up in 64ths.

[Ran]

This is true, but when it's never been an issue in year before..such thought process isn't deemed as needed and thus a routeine develops.

Granted, but she might have been new. You never know.

Reminds me of the customers at QT when we had the "4x Pepsi 12-Packs for $10" and "4x Coke 12-Packs for $10" deals going at the same time. Customers always wanted to mix-and-match.

Cust: "Well can I get two Mountain Dews, a Pepsi, and a Diet Coke?"
Ran: "No, because Diet Coke is a Coke product. It has to be four Pepsi OR four Coke products."
Cust: "Well, what about two Mountain Dews, a Coke, and a Diet Coke?"
Ran: "Again, no because you can't mix and match."
Cust: "Why not?"
Ran: "Because that's not the f*cking deal you degenerate @sshat!"

Okay, so maybe I didn't say exactly those words but you get the picture.

[Doppelgänger]

maybe you should read the bottom of the cupon next time you decided to be a douchebag. I know it says "only one per customer" or "this cupon not valid with any other offers"

jesus fuck you think she is the retard? Id rather lose a customer because he was being an idiot than get fired over an idiot customer. Think about it from her point. There is some skinny douchebag causing a scene because he cant read fine print on a cupon. So what does she do? Give in to your demands and lose her job, or tell you to fuck off. I know which one I have done when in her situation. You are the reason america is the worst fucking place to live.

baaahahahahahahahahaha

I'm thinking the manager kept picking up his phone wodering "why can't this girl seem to know how to redeem a coupon?"

[Me86Rob]

Where else have you lived other than America?

ive lived nowhere else, but i cant wait to GTFO

this country is so corrupt its rediculous. One day, maybe you will see. If not, then I feel sorry for you. At this point, Id rather live in Ethiopia

[Doppelgänger]

QT example.

Yeah, it's pretty obvious when the product is from two different companies....feel sorry for people that don't get it.

[Me86Rob]

baaahahahahahahahahaha

I'm thinking the manager kept picking up his phone wodering "why can't this customer seem to know how to read the fine print on a coupon?"

fixed

[BABY J]

CASHIER: "Can I help you?"

Doppelgänger: "Yes - are you still doing the $5 foot longs??"

Doppelgänger: "Yessir - is that what you would like?"

Doppelgänger: "Yeah - let me have 4 inches of turkey on white, 1 inch of chicken terriyaki on Italian, 3.5 inches of Salami on rye, and the remaining mix it up... you decide. Oh yeah - double that to make it a $10 2-Foot-Long --- but don't cut it up please."

CASHIER:

[Doppelgänger]

baaahahahahahahahahaha

I'm thinking the manager kept picking up his phone wodering "why can't this customer seem to know how to read the fine print on a coupon? Oh because I have redeemed coupons for people with no problems before..probably even this guy because he is a regular at my store."

fixed

Answered

[BKgen®]

CASHIER: "Can I help you?"

Doppelgänger: "Yes - are you still doing the $5 foot longs??"

Doppelgänger: "Yessir - is that what you would like?"

Doppelgänger: "Yeah - let me have 4 inches of turkey on white, 1 inch of chicken terriyaki on Italian, 3.5 inches of Salami on rye, and the remaining mix it up... you decide. Oh yeah - double that to make it a $10 2-Foot-Long --- but don't cut it up please."

CASHIER:

Holy shit

[BABY J]

ive lived nowhere else, but i cant wait to GTFO

this country is so corrupt its rediculous. One day, maybe you will see. If not, then I feel sorry for you. At this point, Id rather live in Ethiopia

Go for it - the world is yours to conquer. I'll see you when you get back to the U.S. And I have lived in more countries than most people have lived cities. The only country I would move to is Australia.

Have fun in Ethiopia.

[BKgen®]

I'd go to either Australia or Italy.

[Doppelgänger]

CASHIER: "Can I help you?"

Doppelgänger: "Yes - are you still doing the $5 foot longs??"

Doppelgänger: "Yessir - is that what you would like?"

Doppelgänger: "Yeah - let me have 4 inches of turkey on white, 1 inch of chicken terriyaki on Italian, 3.5 inches of Salami on rye, and the remaining mix it up... you decide. Oh yeah - double that to make it a $10 2-Foot-Long --- but don't cut it up please."

CASHIER:

Yeah.... because that is COMPLETELY what I was trying to do

Now it would have been a completely different story if I had wanted two different 6" subs...in such case they would have been made as seperate orders......but i'm sure you didn't know that.

[BABY J]

WAITRESS: "Welcome to O'Charley's!!"

Doppelgänger: "Hi - do you still have the free bread?"

WAITRESS: "Yes - we bring it out as soon as you make an order."

Doppelgänger: *rubs hands together* "SAWEEEET!!!!!! I LOVE your bread. Let me have a sweet tea and an order of fries please."

* meal comes out, he totally demolishes 142 honey rolls with butter -- hasn't touched the fries and tea. *

WAITRESS: * 10 mins later * "Is everything okay???"

Doppelgänger: "Naah - the tea isn't the greatest - and the fries don't taste very well. Can you take those off my check please? Oh - can I have a to-go box and another round of rolls. You've been great... goodbye.

* leaves no tip *

WAITRESS:

[Ran]

CASHIER: "Can I help you?"

Doppelgänger: "Yes - are you still doing the $5 foot longs??"

Doppelgänger: "Yessir - is that what you would like?"

Doppelgänger: "Yeah - let me have 4 inches of turkey on white, 1 inch of chicken terriyaki on Italian, 3.5 inches of Salami on rye, and the remaining mix it up... you decide. Oh yeah - double that to make it a $10 2-Foot-Long --- but don't cut it up please."

CASHIER:

WAITRESS: "Welcome to O'Charley's!!"

Doppelgänger: "Hi - do you still have the free bread?"

WAITRESS: "Yes - we bring it out as soon as you make an order."

Doppelgänger: *rubs hands together* "SAWEEEET!!!!!! I LOVE your bread. Let me have a sweet tea and an order of fries please."

* meal comes out, he totally demolishes 142 honey rolls with butter -- hasn't touched the fries and tea. *

WAITRESS: * 10 mins later * "Is everything okay???"

Doppelgänger: "Naah - the tea isn't the greatest - and the fries don't taste very well. Can you take those off my check please? Oh - can I have a to-go box and another round of rolls. You've been great... goodbye.

* leaves no tip *

WAITRESS:

OMFG I lol'd

+30 for the funniest sh*t I have read in a while.

[ironchef]

I understand the principle behind your train of thought, and I agree with it. However, in this instance I think you made too big of a deal with things.

[BABY J]

LMFAO -- man your screen-name is now an adjective --- we are gonna get you added to Webster's.

Doppelgängered - v. To get so pumped full of confusion by some1 that it fucks up the rest of your day.

Example:

QD: Damn Baby J --- you don't look so good.

BABY J: Man - I was at the DMV trying to register my car and that bitch had a 1 mile list of shit that I needed to get done that I ALREADY had gotten done. STILL didn't get the fucking registration.

QD: Damn man ... looks like the DMV straight Doppelgängered your ass.

BABY J: troo troo

[Ran]

Doppelgängered - v. To get so pumped full of confusion that it fucks up the rest of yoru day.

[Me86Rob]

Answered

so just because you go in the store more often then others, means the rules dont apply to you? if thats how shit works, then sammich can do whatever the fuck he wants on this site

here is a good example from the other end.
I used to work at a small, family owned/operated pizza place. We ran a special each thursday, where you could come in and get up to 6 slices of cheese pizza for $1 each, per family, for dine in only. So, what would people do? they would sit in the car, have their kids come in and order 6 slices. Their total would be $6.25. Then the parents would come in, and try to order the same, and would be confused when it was nearly $10. 6 PER FAMILY. no way around it. Then people would order 6 slices for dine in, and after they pay, they would say "oh can i get that to go" and I would respond "yes let me ring up your new total"

Basically, what it boils down to is YOU wanted something for free, and when you didnt get it, you bullied the girl, THAT WAS DOING HER JOB, into giving you what you wanted. I hope you feel great about yourself, you fucking prick.

[Ran]

I used to work at a small, family owned/operated pizza place. We ran a special each thursday, where you could come in and get up to 6 slices of cheese pizza for $1 each, per family, for dine in only. So, what would people do? they would sit in the car, have their kids come in and order 6 slices. Their total would be $6.25. Then the parents would come in, and try to order the same, and would be confused when it was nearly $10. 6 PER FAMILY. no way around it. Then people would order 6 slices for dine in, and after they pay, they would say "oh can i get that to go" and I would respond "yes let me ring up your new total"

Haha, nice eye.

[ekcivic1991]

dude give her a break i just started working somewhere in retail and i hate when people try and act intelligent and think they found a "secret" loophole. I mean coupons are straight foward you get what the hell they say.

[oneSLOWex]

Reading > you

LULz being funny I was

[87 Turbo II]

dude give her a break i just started working somewhere in retail and i hate when people try and act intelligent and think they found a "secret" loophole. I mean coupons are straight foward you get what the hell they say.

unfortunately at Chick fil A, if a customer insists, we basically have to use the coupons as the value of the free item. IF it says buy a Large Coke Zero and a medium fruit cup and get a Cahrgrilled sandwich (3.45) for free, you can buy any large coke product, the fruit cup, and get $3.45 off of whatever item you add to the order after that if you don't want the chargrilled sandwich. I hate how people abuse this when they're getting something free. you tell me I get a free ______ , then GREAT! I will take it as is or refuse the offer altogether, I don't htink people have a right ot get pissy and picky over something that they're getting a deal on anyway. I'll even get people who will order $40 of food, and use ALL 12 of the callendars ($35 worht of coupons) basically as cash off of the big order. (this years calendar, all the coupons are for free shit, none of that buy this and get that free b.s.)

[Ran]

You tell me I get a free ______ , then GREAT! I will take it as is or refuse the offer altogether, I don't think people have a right to get pissy and picky over something that they're getting a deal on anyway.

Hero Post

[87 Turbo II]

Hero Post

Do you mean hero like a super hero. Or Hero as in make fun of how Asians say hello? I can't tell if you're saying something is off with my grammar or if I hit the nail on the head, but the grammar looks fine. So, success?

[Ran]

reads fine to me.

I was complimenting your stance on the subject matter. lol

[87 Turbo II]

I was complimenting your stance on the subject matter. lol

yeah, realized that, check my edit, it's kind of funny. I was just a little Doppelgangered (confused).

[Ran]

I was just a little Doppelgangered (confused).

[Doppelgänger]

You guys don't know how hard I am laughing over here :rofl:

[Ran]

You guys don't know how hard I am laughing over here :rofl:

We still love you. Even if you are a nit-picky little b@stard.

[Doppelgänger]

We still love you. Even if you are a nit-picky little b@stard.

<3... for you....and maybe JM.

[Kevykev]

F those types of coupons. They are clearly Sales Numbers Driven (made that one up). It forces the customer to spend a certain dollar amount.

Buy something that Cost $6.00 then buy 2 other things that you might not of initially wanted and we'll give you that ohter thing for free.

Bitches make you work for discounts.

[ISAtlanta300]

Basically, what it boils down to is YOU wanted something for free, and when you didnt get it, you bullied the girl, THAT WAS DOING HER JOB, into giving you what you wanted. I hope you feel great about yourself, you fucking prick.

This.....

[skacore]

You suck

[BABY J]

yeah, realized that, check my edit, it's kind of funny. I was just a little Doppelgangered (confused).

I see what you did there.

[98blackcivic]

somewhere out there, some chick had a horrible day @ work

i lol'd

[Kevykev]

QD: Damn man ... looks like the DMV straight Doppelgängered your ass.

BABY J: troo troo

a new household name!

[XanRules]

So why wouldnt you just order two 6 inch sandwhichs like the coupon calls for. Congragulations on making it complicated and being an asshole. Btw almost every coupon says one coupon per patron cannot be combined with any other offer. But I guess ur cheap ass can't read?

Are you Jewish? Who fights over $3.75 vs. $4.25? Jesus, it's just $.75. Also, yeah, you ordered it logically as 2 6 inch subs, but the coupon SAYS 2 6 inch subs, not a 12 inch sub. You should have asked before you got to the counter if you can do that. Yeah your situation should have been resolved better, but you did make it a little difficult by not follwoing the coupon literally. And if she said you can't use both, then the coupon probably reads "cannot be combined with other coupons" in fine print on the bottom. In which case you don't just "do two transactions" they can refuse to use the 2nd one at all that day because they know you're still the same customer, under limit 1 per customer. You really did make it more difficult by being cheap as hell trying to get $12 of food for $6 with a combination of coupons that aren't meant to be used together, and by just going against the grain and ringing it up weird. Sometimes a 12 inch sub uses more meat per inch, or different proportioning, it might not exactly be two 6 inch subs, and it probably costs a little less than two 6 inch subs at dollar per ounce too. Next time read the coupon and take it as literally as you can, I work at Chick-fil-a and it is annoying as hell when people come in and they're like "this is for a salad but I want a milkshake". Yeah, I have to take it, but damn, you're already getting free shit, why the fuck do you have to be so picky? Ugh, us fast fooders aren't any worse than the average customer, you'd be surprised some of the shit you try and do to us and how dumb YOU can sound, it goes both ways.

My favorite "the other Chick-fil-A let me substitute my kids meal fries for coleslaw, why won't you?" Well, they're independently owned, and a coleslaw can be substituted for a medium fry at no additional charge in any adult meal, so why the fuck would it be just as equal as a swap for a small fry in a kids meal? If the other Chick-fil-A lets you do it, go there, I already told you we don't, am I supposed to be like "Oh, oh my THEY let you? I'm sorry, I have to honor their store rules then and do it too." No you're fucking retarded, if I say no, don't argue, I am doing my job and I guarantee you I know how the menu and rules of my store work better than you do.

Wow, big man. You were rude and talked down to someone because you are retarded. I now envy you.

If I were her, next time I saw you coming, you'd get a nice green loogie topped with fresh vagina hairs mixed in with your sandwich.

so just because you go in the store more often then others, means the rules dont apply to you? if thats how shit works, then sammich can do whatever the fuck he wants on this site

here is a good example from the other end.
I used to work at a small, family owned/operated pizza place. We ran a special each thursday, where you could come in and get up to 6 slices of cheese pizza for $1 each, per family, for dine in only. So, what would people do? they would sit in the car, have their kids come in and order 6 slices. Their total would be $6.25. Then the parents would come in, and try to order the same, and would be confused when it was nearly $10. 6 PER FAMILY. no way around it. Then people would order 6 slices for dine in, and after they pay, they would say "oh can i get that to go" and I would respond "yes let me ring up your new total"

Basically, what it boils down to is YOU wanted something for free, and when you didnt get it, you bullied the girl, THAT WAS DOING HER JOB, into giving you what you wanted. I hope you feel great about yourself, you fucking prick.

These are awesome. Actually this whole thread is full of awesome that I didn't quote.
This thread is full of awesome - none of which is coming from Doppelganger.