the failed sexcapades thread

[SicStang03]

I can't of any really good ones at the moment. But I've farted multiple times while a girl was giving me head. I've only farted once when a dude was giving me head. Dudes seem to care less. Maybe thats just me.

I'm a straight guy, but I know my way around a dick.

Fallacy of logic:

You have been both the pitcher and the catcher.... you sir are gayer than aids