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  1. 12-25-2009, 12:05 AM #1
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    I can't of any really good ones at the moment. But I've farted multiple times while a girl was giving me head. I've only farted once when a dude was giving me head. Dudes seem to care less. Maybe thats just me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oz10 View Post
    I can't of any really good ones at the moment. But I've farted multiple times while a girl was giving me head. I've only farted once when a dude was giving me head. Dudes seem to care less. Maybe thats just me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oz10 View Post
    I can't of any really good ones at the moment. But I've farted multiple times while a girl was giving me head. I've only farted once when a dude was giving me head. Dudes seem to care less. Maybe thats just me.
    Really man, you just made me wake my hole family up laughing at this shit this made the thread EPIC lol :idb:
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    I decide to get the variety pack of condoms and I had went through a few that night. My ex and I were wanting to go at it again. The only condom left was the extended pleasure condom. I put it on and immediately went limp. She was going to get me hard again so she started giving me head. Her mouth went numb and she started drooling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mantooth View Post
    I decide to get the variety pack of condoms and I had went through a few that night. My ex and I were wanting to go at it again. The only condom left was the extended pleasure condom. I put it on and immediately went limp. She was going to get me hard again so she started giving me head. Her mouth went numb and she started drooling.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mantooth View Post
    I decide to get the variety pack of condoms and I had went through a few that night. My ex and I were wanting to go at it again. The only condom left was the extended pleasure condom. I put it on and immediately went limp. She was going to get me hard again so she started giving me head. Her mouth went numb and she started drooling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oz10 View Post
    I can't of any really good ones at the moment. But I've farted multiple times while a girl was giving me head. I've only farted once when a dude was giving me head. Dudes seem to care less. Maybe thats just me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oz10 View Post
    I can't of any really good ones at the moment. But I've farted multiple times while a girl was giving me head. I've only farted once when a dude was giving me head. Dudes seem to care less. Maybe thats just me.
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    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    That......would be my bad. Sorry.
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