the failed sexcapades thread

[DustnU]

like ten years ago,i had my first threesome. i was the last one to cum and both girls were trying rush me. they were takin turns giving head,russian rolette with a full clip. one got a load in the eye and the other girl gets it up her nose. the one who got it in the nose gags and throws up on the half blind one. to this day not a fan of threesomes.lol

Thats GREAT!!!!

i was fucking my ex from behind and she was screaming like fuck, like big time, so i was like fuuuck yeh, and about 2 minutes after that she made me stop and she roll over and her face was bloody as fuck. needless to say, we were too close to the headboard.

Damn thats SUCKS!!!!

Really man, you just made me wake my hole family up laughing at this shit this made the thread EPIC lol :idb:

I am really crying right now at work!!!! I hope no one see's me.

I decide to get the variety pack of condoms and I had went through a few that night. My ex and I were wanting to go at it again. The only condom left was the extended pleasure condom. I put it on and immediately went limp. She was going to get me hard again so she started giving me head. Her mouth went numb and she started drooling.

One of the best stories I've ever heard!!! OMG Bwaahahahahaha!!

And that last long, very very disturbing story made me......wait I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit!!!!!!

[DustnU]

About 7 years back me and my girl were in a dollar movie in Fayco and there was absolutely no one else in there, I forget what movie now but anyway we were messing around and she started to give me head. Back row in a dark theater who cares right. Well I'm about to finish some time later and I'm like SHIT she won't swallow so where to blow this load. I move her outta the way and BUST right on the floor in the isle next to my seat. We finish watching the movie and of course I forget that I blew it there and slip, BUSTING my ASS and tracking cum tracks out into the hall way.