Women need to come to the realization that men don't live in a fucking romantic comedy, OR have our relationship illustrated in the front of a fucking hallmark™ card.

We don't hold hands like Adam and Eve in some bullshit Utopian scene. We don't "ohhhh" and "ahhhh" at kittens playing with a ball of yarn. And we certainly don't give a fuck about sending texts to a self absorbed bitch that is is only happy when she feels her boyfriends life completely rotates around HER own insecurities.

Now....please tell your delusional friends to politely go fuck themselves. and they may have a shot at a real man when they finally climb that emotional and intellectual curb of being a needy, self-absorbed, arrogant, spoiled rotten fucking cunt.