HAHA MAN I JUST NEED TO SAY, BABYJ. FUCKING MAN.
GOD
DAMN
RIGHT.
HAHA MAN I JUST NEED TO SAY, BABYJ. FUCKING MAN.
GOD
DAMN
RIGHT.
Way Too Big
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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(ಠ_ృ) Riveting tale, chap.
Baby J: despues sexo con una puta, hace ella tiene dolor en la culo, boca y panocha porque tu utilizados un condon de papel de lija? jajaja
Originally Posted by MongolPup
LULZ
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Did I get the "you used" right? I'm not too good with past tense and forgot if you conjugate words like that.LULZ
93 Civic EX - Current
95 Acura Integra GSR-Traded
99 civic ex-Traded
95 Civic EG DX Hatch -Traded
96 Civic DX Coupe -Tradded
98 Civic EX Fo' Do' -R.I.P
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93 Acura DA9 (R.I.P)
97 Civic EK Coupe(tradded)
97 Accord SE (traded)
In regards to this:
Baby J: despues sexo con una puta, hace ella tiene dolor en la culo, boca y panocha porque tu utilizados un condon de papel de lija? jajaja
Well the correct way to say all this is the following,
Despues de sexo con una puta, ella tiene dolor en el culo, boca y panocha, porque tu utilizaste un condon de papel de lija..
You were very close my friend just little things...
93 Civic EX - Current
95 Acura Integra GSR-Traded
99 civic ex-Traded
95 Civic EG DX Hatch -Traded
96 Civic DX Coupe -Tradded
98 Civic EX Fo' Do' -R.I.P
93 Civic Si Hatchback (Miss you so much Buddy)
93 Acura DA9 (R.I.P)
97 Civic EK Coupe(tradded)
97 Accord SE (traded)
Taco Bell? LOL.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
Si! Elian can stay!
LMAO....
BABY J Good words Sir...
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95 Acura Integra GSR-Traded
99 civic ex-Traded
95 Civic EG DX Hatch -Traded
96 Civic DX Coupe -Tradded
98 Civic EX Fo' Do' -R.I.P
93 Civic Si Hatchback (Miss you so much Buddy)
93 Acura DA9 (R.I.P)
97 Civic EK Coupe(tradded)
97 Accord SE (traded)
QD --- my n1gg@.
Look. There is nothing wrong w/ finding some1 to go through life with. But it's SIMPLY that. Consider it a permanent (if you're lucky) roomate. They are NOT super-human. They are NOT infallable. They are NOT larger than life. Mates come w/ their own set of issues that you likely would not have to deal w/ if you were single. Some people are worth those sacrifices - some are not.
I'm w/ QD --- if you've told the last 6 people that you "dated" that you love them... you're gay. Love doesn't work that way 1st of all.. and 2nd of all Love is something you DO, not something you SAY. You're "dating" - hanging out - having sex - great. Let it be that. If it grows to being engaged then step it up to all the grown-man shit. But PACE YOURSELF. This site is full of KIDS who know nothing about relationships and air your dirty laundry out there and a new bf/gf every goddamned week and a "what should I do" thread every month. LOL.
SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!!! GET SOME PUSSY... SUCK A FEW DICKS. IT'S OKAY TO NOT TAKE YOURSELF SO DAMN SERIOUSLY.
The lil "messages" have their place - but SPACE in a relationship is more important than almost anything. It's O-FUCKIN-K for your man/woman to miss you during the day AT WORK. It's just 8 hours ... re-lax... I mean I JUST saw u this morning... I can handle myself till we get home. If you're that co-dependant no wonder your relationships all end up in the tank.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
Must focus on the bold here people. This is good, GREAT information.
agreed the Prophet hath spoken.
Problems i have with women today:
1) Just cause we have sex doesnt mean we are SERIOUS
2) Just cause we go on a date doesnt mean we are TOGETHER
3) Just cause I talk to other girls doesnt mean im CHEATING especially if you fall in category 1 and 2
4) Dont be so needy. If i like you i will chase you and you will know it. you have to peak my interest not drive me away by trying to keep tabs on me or smothering me
5) DONT TELL THE FUCKING WORLD OUR bUSINESS.
Thats about it, but then again ive been dating younger girls , so i guess i get what i deserve
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/thread. so many girls cant understand this concept.
DING DING DING!!!!!
GIRL: "So Baby J... that was awesome sex. SO what are we?"
BABY J:
I mean FOR REAL. FUCK some1 b/c you want to FUCK them. Not b/c you think it gets you anywhere. I'm 30 years old... do you REALLY think you can fuck me THAT good where I want you? If I want you it's b/c I want you - not b/c you got a fat booty or bc you can roll around in the sac like a porn star.
GETTING a mans attention and KEEPING a man's attention is 2 different things. You might get my attention w/ the above for a short period of time - but you better be able to close the deal and bring a little more something to the table than your panties or all bets are off.
WOW -- are you from like a WHOLE NUTHER planet where they make sense and shit?? Amazing!!!
Guess what - a man's gotta eat. So does a woman. Well shit, why does it have to be more than that?? I mean shit maybe I just wanna put a table in between us w/ some fucking food on it. Is that okay with you or does it mean I love you? I mean damn - can I feed a bitch?? YES -- sometimes it's THAT simple.
My n1gg@!! If I was gay I'd soo be tryna hit that - LOL. Spoken like some1 who has a few tablespoons of sense.
It's simple people. Just don't be idiots. They call it DATING for a reason ... it's where people are TRYING TO GET TO KNOW EA OTHER and seeing if there is enuff substance there to GET TO the point of being an item. Take your time w/ the DATING part, or the RELATIONSHIP/MARRIAGE part will show who didn't date long enuff and keep things light and fun long enuff.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
I lost yours after I got a new phone...
BUY MY HATCH <--click the link, cuz.
Sounds like a personal problem.
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
BABY J has jus recieved 600 hundred friend requests.lol
This is why i dont text girls, because then it leads to a 4 hour conversation about bullshit that i dont have time for.
So ill save my "sweet" things for when i see you.
get over it
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Sounds to me that Liz is just hoping that someone on here will send her a message
I'm just that guy that spends all his time printing.... T-shirts, banners, vinyl, etc.
"Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary.... that's what gets you"
I'm w/ Tha Kidd on this one.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
Always texting my girl rarely first though..
Women should only be acknowledge when they've performed some good services. Or made a bangin grilled cheese.
Other than that they don't need constant attention, unless it's your wife or whatever.
Bothering her with txt messages about love, and how's your day just, is straight up bogus.
top 5
"get with the Gs, or get on yo knees"
does flipping my cock out on your forehead count as a nice gesture?
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Only if you take a picture of it and it ends up on IA.
Instead of quoting everyone that quoted me, I will just write this lol. Some girls expect a lot. I will admit sometimes I may ask a lot in certain situations without realizing it. All I am saying and I think Liz is saying is, nice gestures randomly are nice. Vteckidd, I am sure some girls may think that is a nice gesture lol. Brandon, yes I do lol, but it is only because I never talk on the phone. Everything is done through texts. Even long conversations. I HATE TALKING ON THE PHONE! I am pretty simple if you ask me. Being that I work and have a kid, I don't really have time to ask for a lot.
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
I dont know what he said -- something about a rough condom and sex w/ a slutt? Hell IDK.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
I dont know what he said -- something about a rough condom and sex w/ a slutt? Hell IDK.
well it actually says " After Sex with a whore se has pain in her ass,mouth and pussy, because its like if you used a sandpaper condom."
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95 Acura Integra GSR-Traded
99 civic ex-Traded
95 Civic EG DX Hatch -Traded
96 Civic DX Coupe -Tradded
98 Civic EX Fo' Do' -R.I.P
93 Civic Si Hatchback (Miss you so much Buddy)
93 Acura DA9 (R.I.P)
97 Civic EK Coupe(tradded)
97 Accord SE (traded)
I asked if after sex with you a girl's mouth/butt/vag hurts, because you use sandpaper condoms.
English for all us non-knowing other languages motherfuckers? lol
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
sandpaper condoms ftl.
trojan condoms ftl
Condoms and rattlesnakes: two things I don't fuck with.
like R kelly said
"i say fuckem with a sandpaper dick"
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I spit my drink out when i read this HAHAHA
I mean shit maybe I just wanna put a table in between us w/ some fucking food on it.
Enterprise Data Resources- Ecommerce Project Manager
-www.usedbarcode.net
LOL.
"Women: Complicating uncomplicated shit since they were invented."
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
LOL @ MONGUL.... funny shit. But what are condoms?
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
Rubber material used to make balloon animals.
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
I KNEW IT
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95 Acura Integra GSR-Traded
99 civic ex-Traded
95 Civic EG DX Hatch -Traded
96 Civic DX Coupe -Tradded
98 Civic EX Fo' Do' -R.I.P
93 Civic Si Hatchback (Miss you so much Buddy)
93 Acura DA9 (R.I.P)
97 Civic EK Coupe(tradded)
97 Accord SE (traded)
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