I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you. A/S/L?Originally Posted by BABY J
Relationships are gay... not as gay as marriages, but definitely gay.
Fellas - do not give in to this shit. What you have done is create more problems for yourself.
1) She's on the phone RIGHT NOW w/ Heather saying "Hmmmm --- idk girl... he texted me outta the blue. He did something wrong." And Heather's dumb ass is saying "Yeah girl - I bet he has." Your dumb ass woman will listen to Heather although there is ZERO records in the history of Earth of Heather maintaining a relationship longer than a month. Men have a routine that women learn - when you BREAK that routine, you get fucked. Like a bee-line to the shower as soon as u walk in from fucking Heather (LOL) when you normally wait until after dinner to shower. She KNOWS something is up. Breaking routines is how we men get busted. If you never text 1st - DON'T START today. You haven't opened her car door in 7 years? Good - keep it that way.
2) Now you're on the hook. B/c if a week goes by w/out you texting AGAIN be prepared for "Oh, so what's up TODD?? The last time you texted me 1st was 02 December @ 11:46 - I remember b/c it was raining and you haven't done it SINCE. It's now 28Dec and I have to message you 1st ALL the time. Do you not love me anymore? Show some initiative!!" Way to go hero.
3) To all of you who did this shit you just took RELATIONSHIP advice from a girl. Fail.
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