Have porn blairing in the background when I answer the door
Answer the door wearing a bedsheet as a cape
Tell the guy I don't live here, and sattellite wont matter to the residents after I steal the TV
Ask him if he's ever seen a dead body before
The asians were people that just came from over the sea. My dad lived in an apartment with about 30 other people when he came over and they were all fishermen.
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