Have porn blairing in the background when I answer the door
Answer the door wearing a bedsheet as a cape
Tell the guy I don't live here, and sattellite wont matter to the residents after I steal the TV
Ask him if he's ever seen a dead body before
haha, i assure you i wasnt there long, she opened the door, and within 60 seconds the ladies husband asked me to leave, lol
-2001 Lexus IS300 -2004 Pontiac GTO - 530hp/625ft lbs - 10.62@130mph - Sold! Originally Posted by Echonova I got five on it, that if this guy ever does meet Evil Goat he shits his pants and says nothing.
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