Have porn blairing in the background when I answer the door
Answer the door wearing a bedsheet as a cape
Tell the guy I don't live here, and sattellite wont matter to the residents after I steal the TV
Ask him if he's ever seen a dead body before
haha, i assure you i wasnt there long, she opened the door, and within 60 seconds the ladies husband asked me to leave, lol
-2001 Lexus IS300 -2004 Pontiac GTO - 530hp/625ft lbs - 10.62@130mph - Sold! Originally Posted by Echonova I got five on it, that if this guy ever does meet Evil Goat he shits his pants and says nothing.
Originally Posted by Evil Goat haha, i assure you i wasnt there long, she opened the door, and within 60 seconds the ladies husband asked me to leave, lol lmao.. damn did you get to see anything? wait.... how old was she.
Originally Posted by You_Wish lmao.. damn did you get to see anything? wait.... how old was she. lulz, no idea, all i saw was covers, lol
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