How should I fuck with the sattellite installation guy?

[quickdodge®]

I'm bored as hell, I haven't slept since yesterday, and I feel like having some fun might put me in a better mood. So how should I do it?

Do what I did with the Jehovah's witness folks a couple of years ago.

They came through the neighborhood every weekend. Finally I gathered a bunch of supplies and was lying in wait. I set up candles in a pentagram star and even used chalk to outline them in my den. I saw them next door and lit the candles and put out some occult and Satanist books in view around the seating areas. Got my robe on and when they knocked on the door, I answered and invited them in. I'm sure the invite to come in was surprising enough for them. But when we got to my den, their expression said it all. One of them got their cell phone out of their pocket and "answered" it and then said, that their ride was there and they had to leave. For some reason, they never even came back to the neighborhood.

Later, QD.

[Psycho]

Do what I did with the Jehovah's witness folks a couple of years ago.

They came through the neighborhood every weekend. Finally I gathered a bunch of supplies and was lying in wait. I set up candles in a pentagram star and even used chalk to outline them in my den. I saw them next door and lit the candles and put out some occult and Satanist books in view around the seating areas. Got my robe on and when they knocked on the door, I answered and invited them in. I'm sure the invite to come in was surprising enough for them. But when we got to my den, their expression said it all. One of them got their cell phone out of their pocket and "answered" it and then said, that their ride was there and they had to leave. For some reason, they never even came back to the neighborhood.

Later, QD.

Well that's weird, why didn't they wanna stick around?