Quote Originally Posted by hotshot
or just get cable and have the cable guy show up right before the satellite guy does. then say "sorry, he got here first"
reps.


Quote Originally Posted by _Christian_
Have a friend hide somewhere in the house. Show install guy a door and tell him to open it. Have your friend run out with his hands tied wearing nothing but a gag and a man thong. Then yell "Shit, shit, shit!! You let him out, help me catch him"!
rofl. i like these 2 better.