Have porn blairing in the background when I answer the door
Answer the door wearing a bedsheet as a cape
Tell the guy I don't live here, and sattellite wont matter to the residents after I steal the TV
Ask him if he's ever seen a dead body before
Live in apt with 30 people and you shall have a badass Porsche when you're 18
Originally Posted by d993s Live in apt with 30 people and you shall have a badass Porsche when you're 18 I resent that!! lol
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