me: hi ma'am
her: hello, my car is doing the same thing as before
me: what is it doing?
her: same thing as before. John knows.
me: John wont be here today, whats the problem your having?
her: Same thing it was doing last time, John knows.
me: John will not be here today! What are the problems you are having??
her: it's just the same thing as you fixed before.
me: last thing we did was with your suspension, is this the problem your having?
her: yea, i guess. I check
me: you checked your air ride suspension compressor?
her: yea yea
me: how did you check it?
her: I popped the rear tailgate...
me: ma'am, the compressor is in your engine compartment...

and it goes on a little further cus she is stupid.

-Ant.