Ha! Nice guys! I have another:

Customer: "I want to make 500whp in my SC with a 2JZ and then run 10's in the 1/4"

Me: "Ok so now you have the power upgrades, how's about some suspension to get the power to the ground?"

Customer: "You are just trying to sell me something. No thanks."


HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO RUN 10'S ON STOCK SC SUSPENSION (prolly not even possible with that HP, but def NOT possible without suspension)?????????

Oh oh! Good one.

Customer: "I want 500 hp in my Civic. What all do I need besides the turbo kit?"

Me: Upgraded brakes, upgraded tranny, etc."

Customer: "No thanks, I only have $3k budgeted and my turbo kit costs $4k."

2 weeks later....

Customer: "I blew my tranny and it's my only car and I need it for school and work and I spent all of my money on the ebay turbo kit!"


DOH!